Pastamastery

Pastamastery

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: 10

This skill allows you to summon forth noodles from thin air, and to cook delicious food by combining them with sauces.

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	1,250 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	5
Effect:	Allows you to summon 3 bunches of dry noodles (or 5 with Transcendental Noodlecraft) for 10 MP once a day, as well as use them to cook special food (at no MP cost).
When Used:

You wave your hands to and fro, and conjure up some noodles. You acquire X bunches of dry noodles

Basic Pasta

Food name	Cook noodles with	Adventure Gain	Stat Gain	Fullness	Level
agnolotti arboli	pestopiary	18-22	25-30 Wizardliness	5	9
bätzle	bat wing	10-14	20-30 Chutzpah	4	4
boring spaghetti	tomato	10-14	20-25 Wizardliness	4	5
crudles	bubblin' crude	18-22	25-30 Strengthliness	5	9
delicious noodles	herbs	6-9	9-25 Chutzpah	3	3
delicious spicy noodles	secret blend of herbs and spices	9-13	29-33 Wizardliness	3	5
fusilli marrownarrow	succulent marrow	16-19	20-30 Strengthliness	5	7
ghuol guolash	ghuol ears	16-19	20-30 Wizardliness	5	-
Knob stroganoff	Knob mushroom	10-14	20-25 Chutzpah	4	5
Knob stuffed shells	Knob sausage	10-14	20-25 Strengthliness	4	5
menudo ravioli	batgut	10-14	20-30 Strengthliness	4	4
painful penne pasta	jabañero pepper	7-9	17-20 Strengthliness †	3	3
pr0n m4nic0tti	pr0n legs	10-12	28-30 Chutzpah	4	3
ratini	rat appendix	10-14	20-30 Wizardliness	4	4
ravioli della hippy	wad of tofu	4-12	19-23 Wizardliness	3	3
spaghetti with ghost balls	ectoplasmic orbs	18-22	25-30 Chutzpah	5	9
spicy noodles	spices	6-12	-	3	4
suggestive strozzapreti	salacious crumbs	16-19	20-30 Chutzpah	5	7

† This dish will reduce your HP by 19-25.

Reagent Pasta

Advanced Reagent dishes require sauces made with the Advanced Saucecrafting skill and scrumptious reagents. For a list of sauces, see here.

Food name	Base food item	Sauce name	Adventure Gain	Stat Gain	Fullness	Level
devil hair pasta	hot wing	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	11-14	13 Beefiness 13 Enchantedness 13 Smarm	4	6
fettucini Inconnu	goat cheese	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	17-20	25-30 Enchantedness	5	8
gnocchetti di Nietzsche	Knob mushroom	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	22-27	47-52 Enchantedness	6	6
Hell ramen	hellion cube	Hell broth	11-14	13 Beefiness 13 Enchantedness 13 Smarm 20-29 Meat	4	6
haunted Hell ramen	Hell ramen	ghostly ectoplasm	13-16	37 Beefiness 37 Enchantedness 37 Smarm 20-24 Meat 20 turns of Haunted Stomach	4	6
linguini immondizia bianco	Mountain Stream soda	Mountain Stream gastrique	17-20	25-30 Smarm	5	8
shells a la shellfish	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	oyster sauce	17-20	25-30 Beefiness	5	8
spagecialetti	pink slime	Special™ Sauce	11-14	13 Beefiness 13 Enchantedness 13 Smarm	4	6
spaghetti con calaveras	marzipan skull	Salsa de las Epocas	22-27	47-52 Beefiness	6	6
spaghetti with Skullheads	Knob sausage	sauce of the ages	22-27	47-52 Beefiness	6	6

Click expand/collapse on the right to show/hide additional strategic information about this variety of pasta.

There are a variety of saucey noodle dishes that can be made, the ingredients for most come from a variety of adventuring location, of varying stats as well as availability. They will all require 2 adventures to cook (without the chef-in-the-box or another method of free crafting).

The 4 fullness dishes are made with ingredients found in the Copse of the Deep Fat Friars, and are easiest to acquire thanks to their convenience. They offer low, balanced stat gains but the lowest adventure gains (3.125 per fullness).

The 5 fullness dishes are made with ingredients from Mt. McLargeHuge. They offer medium stat gains towards a single stat and moderate adventure gains (3.7 per fullness), but the ingredients are available somewhat later and generally aren't convenient to acquire (particularly since any goat cheese is likely used for the Mt. McLargeHuge Quest). Three of these will fill your stomach with ease (four with Stomach of Steel).

There are some 6 fullness dishes that have somewhat unusual availability (primarily Cobb's Knob Kitchens, which is rather out of the way), but offer the strongest stat and adventure gains (4.08 per fullness) with a fairly low level requirement. Those with access to the Degrassi Knoll Mushroom Fields can grow multiple Knob mushrooms by the second day of an ascension, offering a convenient way to cook one of the two dishes en mass. You will need other foods to supplement this diet, however, due to the inevitable leftover stomach space.

As these are all saucy foods, they benefit from the Saucemaven skill; with this skill learned, they will yield an additional 5 adventures as a Pastamancer or Sauceror, while other classes will get an additional 3 adventures.

One exception is the spaghetti con calaveras, which has the same yields as the other 6 fullness dishes, but requires learning the recipe from the April Shower. Those with access to the Gno-Mart can purchase a marzipan skull to cook this with relative ease.

Another exception is the haunted Hell ramen, an improved Hell ramen that also provides a useful buff. Those with access to the Daily Loathing Ballot are sometimes able to fight the angry ghosts that drop the necessary ghostly ectoplasm to make this dish.

Lo Meins

All these dishes have a required level of 6.

Food name	Base Stir-Fry	Adventure Gain	Stat Gain	Fullness
asparagus lo mein	asparagus stir-fry	10-14	10-14 Strengthliness, 10-14 Wizardliness.	3
Knob lo mein	Knob stir-fry	15-19	30-34 Wizardliness	4
Knoll lo mein	Knoll stir-fry	15-19	30-34 Strengthliness	4
olive lo mein	olive stir-fry	10-14	10-14 Strengthliness, 10-14 Chutzpah	3
spooky lo mein	spooky stir-fry	15-19	30-34 Chutzpah	4

Miscellaneous

A few items (as in one, currently), requires Pastamastery to cook, but does not use a dry noodle as an ingredient.

Food name	Item 1	Item 2	Adventure Gain	Stat Gain	Fullness	Level
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	cheesy eagle sauce	fleetwood macaroni	28-33	30-40 Strengthliness 30-40 Wizardliness 30-40 Chutzpah	6	8

Evil Pasta

Evil pasta dishes are cooked with evil noodles instead of dry noodles and grant ten adventures of A Little Bit Evil when consumed. The noodles are sometimes created by casting Perpetrate Mild Evil, which is learned from the Pocket Guide to Mild Evil. While the cooked dishes are marked as untradeable and quest items, the base evil noodles are tradeable in the mall.

Food name	Cook evil noodles with	Adventure Gain	Stat Gain	Fullness	Level
3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	pr0n legs	11-16	60-63 Chutzpah	4	3
evil boring spaghetti	tomato	6-12	1-16 Strengthliness, 1-16 Wizardliness, 1-15 Chutzpah	3	3
evil delicious noodles	herbs	6-11	1-45 Chutzpah	3	3
evil delicious spicy noodles	secret blend of herbs and spices	7-15	1-66 Wizardliness	3	5
evil painful penne pasta	jabañero pepper	7-13	30-40 Strengthliness †	3	3
evil ravioli della hippy	wad of tofu	7-11	1-45 Wizardliness	3	3
evil spicy noodles	spices	7-12	1-8 Strengthliness, 1-8 Wizardliness, 1-8 Chutzpah	3	4

† This dish will reduce your HP by 20-23.

Notes

• This skill can only be cast once a day. The skill Transcendental Noodlecraft allows an additional 2 bunches of dry noodles to be summoned each day. Trying to cast more than that displays this message:

You can only conjure X bunches of dry noodles per day.

History

• Prior to November 15, 2013 this skill gave only one bunch of dry noodles, but could be cast 3 times a day.
• In July 2015, a number of new foods were added at numerous levels, including Level 4 Bat Hole pasta, the addition of Level 7 and 9 Basic Pasta dishes, and a second set of Level 8 Reagent Pastas. These all tie in with their respective Council Quests for their level. A few changes were made to other items such as boring spaghetti and Fettucini Inconnu as well.
• Since August 18, 2015, the evil noodles were no longer obtainable due to the 2015 Sinister Cave revamp, but were reintroduced on July 17th, 2023 via the Perpetrate Mild Evil skill. The skill can be learned from the Pocket Guide to Mild Evil that was previously sold at The Bookmobile.