Hot Dog Stand

A Hot Dog Stand may be installed in your Clan VIP Lounge by using a Clan hot dog stand.

Items Sold

The hot dog man smiles as you approach, and offers you a piece of unsolicited advice:

"<ADVICE>"

Eat	basic hot dog
Eat	savage macho dog		unlocked by
Eat	one with everything		unlocked by
Eat	sly dog		unlocked by
Eat	devil dog		unlocked by
Eat	chilly dog		unlocked by
Eat	ghost dog		unlocked by
Eat	junkyard dog		unlocked by
Eat	wet dog		unlocked by
Eat	optimal dog		unlocked by
Eat	sleeping dog		unlocked by
Eat	video games hot dog		unlocked by

Hot Dog Leaderboards

Notes

• The fancy hot dogs (everything but basic hot dog) are unlocked for a whole clan when someone obtains one of the "unlocked by" items and "spends" it inside the Hot Dog Stand. (A new button appears if you have one of the items.) This consumes the item and permanently unlocks the hot dog for that clan, with the message:

  <unlock message---see table below>

  You have unlocked a new hot dog!

  Your clan members should be really grateful!

• Items that are part of the cost of a fancy hot dog (hot wad, stench wad, etc.) may also be "spent" within the Hot Dog Stand (a contribute link appears after "(n in stock)"). These items are removed from the player who spends them, and stored inside the Stand, with the message:

  You have put some hot dog making supplies into the hot dog cart man's hot dog cart supply crate.

• Any player in the clan (with a VIP key) may use Stand-stored items to buy the fancy hot dogs, regardless of whether that player contributed any items.
• Items may be contributed from Hagnk's, allowing for fancy hot dogs to be consumed in Hardcore.
• Every hot dog sold has a different effect on consumption, as follows:

Hot Dog	Unlock	Cost	Fullness	Effect	Unlock message
basic hot dog	None	None	1 (or 0)	If not full, gain 1 Adventure, 1 Fullness otherwise Lose 2n substats
savage macho dog	vicious spiked collar Uncommon reward in The Cake-Shaped Arena with a non-familiar-equipment-receiving familiar that is not an elemental fairy	10 furry furs	2	Gain 6-8 Adventures, 10-17 muscle substats 50 Adventures of Macho, Macho Dog (Muscle +50%, +10% chance of Critical Hit, +50% Damage vs. Bugbears and Werewolves)	The hot dog man takes the collar. "Hmm," he says. "That gives me a hot dog idea."
one with everything	ancient hot dog wrapper Dropped in The Basement: Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather	10 handfuls of cranberries	2	Gain 6-8 Adventures, 15 mysticality substats 50 Adventures of Inner Dog (Mysticality +50%, +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit, +50% Damage vs. Zombies and Ghosts)	The hot dog man takes the wrapper, unwraps it, and breathes deeply. "Wow. Wow," he says, "they really knew how to make a hot dog back then!"
sly dog	debonair deboner Found in The Defiled Nook: Skull, Skull, Skull	10 skeleton bones	2	Gain 6-8 Adventures, 20 moxie substats 50 Adventures of Top Dog (Moxie +50%, +10% Pickpocket Chance, +50% Damage vs. Vampires and Skeletons)	The hot dog man takes the deboner and considers it. "Y'know," he muses, "I bet you could make a pretty good hot dog out of bone marrow."
devil dog	chicle de salchicha Found in South of the Border: A Special Chewy Encounter	25 hot wads	3	Gain 11-13 Adventures, 5 PVP fights 30 Adventures of Devil Inside (+30 Hot Damage, Serious (+3) Cold and Spooky Resistance)	The hot dog man considers the gum. "Hot sauce. Yeah. Hot sauce. Good idea."
chilly dog	jar of frostigkraut Found in The eXtreme Slope: Duffel on the Double	25 cold wads	3	Gain 11-13 Adventures 30 Adventures of Chill Out, Dog (+10 to Monster Level, +30 Cold Damage, Serious (+3) Stench and Sleaze Resistance)	The hot dog man looks at the jar of frozen cabbage and smiles coldly. "Watch this," he says.
ghost dog	gnawed-up dog bone Dropped in The Haunted Conservatory: skeletal cat	25 spooky wads	3	Gain 11-13 Adventures 30 Adventures of Scaredy Dog (Monsters will be less attracted to you, +30 Spooky Damage, Serious (+3) Cold and Sleaze Resistance)	The hot dog man muses on the bone. "Every dog has eventually has its day," he mutters. "its dying day."
junkyard dog	Grey Guanon Found in Guano Junction: Guan-Yes!	25 stench wads	3	Gain 11-13 Adventures 30 Adventures of Dog Breath (Monsters will be more attracted to you, +30 Stench Damage, Serious (+3) Hot and Spooky Resistance)	The hot dog man takes a whiff of the mustard. "Pheeeew," he says, "that cleared my sinuses, and gave me an idea!"
wet dog	Engorged Sausages and You Found in The Haunted Bedroom: One Rustic Nightstand	25 sleaze wads	3	Gain 11-13 Adventures 30 Adventures of Hangdog (+20% Combat Initiative, +30 Sleaze Damage, Serious (+3) Hot and Stench Resistance)	The hot dog man takes the book. "Gross," he says "but, y'know, not too gross. I can deal with this."
optimal dog	optimal spreadsheet Dropped in Menagerie Level 1: QuickBASIC elemental	25 tattered scraps of paper	1	Gain 4-5 Adventures Gives intrinsic Lucky!	The hot dog man takes the spreadsheet. "Seriously?" he says. "Okay. Whatever. If this is what you want, I'll make it for you."
sleeping dog	dream of a dog Rare drop when Resting	10 gauze hammocks	2	Gain ?-9-10-? Adventures You learn the skill Dog Tired (5 free rests/day).	The hot dog man takes the dream, yawns, and mutters something about a new kind of hot dog as he falls alseep where he stands.
video games hot dog	defective Game Grid token Found in The Game Grid: Jackass Plumber	3 issues of GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	3	Gain 12-14 Adventures, 2-3 red pixels, 2-3 blue pixels, 2-3 green pixels 50 Adventures of Video Game Hot Dog (+25% Item Drops from Monsters, +25% Meat from Monsters)	The hot dog man takes the token and stares at it. "Okay," he says, "I can work with this."

• You can only eat 1 fancy hot dog per day. Trying to eat another gives the message:

You aren't in the mood for any more fancy dogs today.

• Eating hot dogs adds them to your consumption history.
• Hot dogs are affected by Got Milk and other effects that give Adventures from Food (such as Boris's skills), unlike other instant-consume foods (such as sushi). Of course, because they do not come from the inventory, they cannot take advantage of Ol' Scratch's salad fork.

References

• The text when you hand hot dog man the optimal spreadsheet refers to a significant portion of the player base caring mainly for something being optimal, rather than style or fun factor, and Jick's general disbelief and disapproval of such a point of view.