Barrrney's Barrr

Barrrney's Barrr
Barrrney's Barrr
Zone Num	157
Location	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
Unlocks	with Swashbuckling Getup
Recom Stat	80
Combat %	80.4
Quests	Cap'm Caronch Quest
ML	80 - 83
Terrain	indoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
Turtle	Like That Time in Tortuga
Bad Moon	?
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Barrrney's Barrr is located in the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are needed to adventure here. If accessed through use of the Last Adventure link without them, you will see this message:

You shouldn't be here dressed like that. It's just not safe.

If you try to adventure here during the Island War, you will be blocked with this message:

The pirates are gone, man.

A primary stat of 80 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Barrrney's Barrr is one of the roughest dive bars in all the Kingdom. It makes a biker bar look like a Sunday School class. Are your swashes buckled tightly enough for this?

(It is recommended that you have at least 80 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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tetchy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 83 • Substat Gain: 20.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 93 Monster Defense: 75 Hit Points: 72 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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toothy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin, gold toothbrushm Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 83 • Substat Gain: 20.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 93 Monster Defense: 76 Hit Points: 75 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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tipsy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, bottle of rum, tip jar, cocktail napkin, rum barrel charrrm Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 80 • Substat Gain: 20 • Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 72 Hit Points: 70 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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The Right to Bear Arrrrms
	Substat Gain: 60 Beefiness Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler, Oxygenarian, Avatar of Jarlsberg, and Actually Ed the Undying ascensions.

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Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
	Substat Gain: 60 Wizardliness Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler, Oxygenarian, Avatar of Jarlsberg, and Actually Ed the Undying ascensions.

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Get Real
	Substat Gain: 60 Roguishness Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler, Oxygenarian, Avatar of Jarlsberg, and Actually Ed the Undying ascensions.

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Voulez-vous manger avec moi?
	Item Drops: jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade Note: Only occurs during Oxygenarian ascensions.

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A Test of Testarrrsterone
	Cheat: With Mysticality being your prime stat, gain up to 100 each Beefiness, Wizardliness, Roguishness; otherwise gain Beefiness and Roguishness. Drink up and hope for the best: Gain 3 drunkenness, and up to 300 Beefiness, Wizardliness, Roguishness. Wuss out: Gain approximately 2 times <mainstat> in Roguishness (max 150).

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That Explains All The Eyepatches

Carefully throw the darrrt at the tarrrget: If you are a Mysticality class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Wizardliness (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Beefiness and Roguishness (max 300); otherwise, fight a tipsy pirate. Pull one over on the pirates: If you are a Moxie class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Roguishness (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Beefiness and Wizardliness (max 300); otherwise, obtain a shot of rotgut. Throw hard and hope for the best: If you are a Muscle class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Beefiness (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Wizardliness and Roguishness (max 300); otherwise, obtain a shot of rotgut.

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Yes, You're a Rock Starrr

Sing the high-pitched, densely harmonic "Knob Goblin Rhapsody.": Gain 2-5 of the following: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of vodka, or bottle of whiskey. Sing the ridiculously long ballad "Banana Cream Pie.": Gain 2-3 of the following: grog, monkey wrench, redrum, rum and cola, spiced rum, or strawberry daiquiri. Sing the Southern Hey Deze tune "Fiends in Low Places.": With 0 drunkenness, fight a tetchy pirate; otherwise gain ? Beefiness, Wizardliness, & Roguishness (scales with drunkenness).

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You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm
	Item Drops: Cap'm Caronch's Map Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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This Adventure Bites
	Item Drops: Orcish Frat House blueprints Note: Only occurs after the You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm adventure with Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty in inventory Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play
	Note: Only occurs after the This Adventure Bites adventure with Cap'm Caronch's dentures in inventory Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Arrr You Man Enough?
	Step up: Play Insult Beer Pong Back off: Nothing (no adventure loss). Note: Only occurs after the Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

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Like That Time in Tortuga
	Item Drops: padded tortoise Note: The turtle drops only with a turtling rod equipped. Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).