Offensive Joke

Offensive Joke

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 15

You've heard 'em all. Well, all of the dirty ones, at least. Who cares about the others.

Source:	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
Price:	1,000 CRIMBCO scrip
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Does sleazy damage and delevels
When Used:

You tell the most offensive joke you can think of. Your opponent is visibly shaken, and emotionally stirred to the tune of 30-40 damage.

Monster attack power reduced by 20

Monster defense reduced by 20

Handbook	Skill	Category	Effect
Chapter 1	Fashionably Late	Passive	+1 adventure at rollover
Chapter 2	Executive Narcolepsy	Passive	+1 free campground rest per day
Chapter 3	Lunch Break	Noncombat skill	Summon 1 sack lunch per day
Chapter 4	Offensive Joke	Combat skill	Deals sleaze damage and delevels
Chapter 5	Managerial Manipulation	Buff (others only)	Grant another player Employee of the Month once per day.

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