Lunch Break

Lunch Break

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: 10

You're so good at eating lunch that your mouth is full before the whistle even stops blowing.

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Skill number: 60

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Source:	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
Price:	1000 CRIMBCO scrip
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Summons a sack lunch
When Used:

You decide it's time for your lunch break, and then you remember that you don't have a job. You put on fancy clothes, apply for a job, nail the interview, and get hired on the spot. Then you head into the break room to grab your lunch from the fridge, and... DAMMIT. That jerk <playername> stole your lunch again! Oh well. You've got to eat something, Ursula, so you steal somebody else's lunch. Paying it forward, like. After lunch, you tell your new boss that he can take this job and shove it. You acquire an item: sack lunch

Notes

• The skill can only be used once per day. Trying to cast it a second time results in the message

You're not a hobbit, so you can only have one lunch per day.

• The name in the skill usage text is the name of the last player to have used the skill.

References

• Hobbits, from Lord of the Rings are famous for having many meals per day, including "second breakfast", which puts your singular lunch to shame.
• Take This Job and Shove It is a David Allan Coe song famously covered by Johnny Paycheck.
• "You've got to eat something, Ursula" refers to a line from the Joanna Newsom song "Monkey and Bear".

Handbook	Skill	Category	Effect
Chapter 1	Fashionably Late	Passive	+1 adventure at rollover
Chapter 2	Executive Narcolepsy	Passive	+1 free campground rest per day
Chapter 3	Lunch Break	Noncombat skill	Summon 1 sack lunch per day
Chapter 4	Offensive Joke	Combat skill	Deals sleaze damage and delevels
Chapter 5	Managerial Manipulation	Buff (others only)	Grant another player Employee of the Month once per day.