CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
This section of the CRIMBCO employee handbook deals with maintaining a comfortable, safe, appropriate environment for everyone by making sure nobody ever tells any jokes.
(Meat Pasting component)
Type: usable
Grants Skill: Offensive Joke
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)s)
Obtained From
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Stores
- CRIMBCO Gift Shop (1,000 CRIMBCO scrip)
When Used
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| You read through the interminable policies. The more bored you get reading about respecting your coworkers' ostensibly delicate sensibilities, the more your mind starts to wander in the direction of all of the offensive jokes you're going to tell them the next time you see them... | ||
You acquire a skill:  Offensive Joke
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Uses
Collection
- 🥇: Alexfrog (#420453) - 309
- 🥈: ScUd RuCkInS (#676708) - 108
- 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 75
- #4: romanlv (#1305362) - 72
- #5: Nymall (#1536561) - 63
- #6: Pastahead (#486552) - 55
- #7: cesare (#1966072) - 48
- #8: hotdeth (#1722417) - 34
- #9: Ganguran (#1742164) - 33
- #10: suicidalsue (#1206687) - 30
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| Handbook | Skill | Category | Effect |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chapter 1
|
Fashionably Late | Passive | +1 adventure at rollover |
| Chapter 2
|
Executive Narcolepsy | Passive | +1 free campground rest per day |
| Chapter 3
|
Lunch Break | Noncombat skill | Summon 1 sack lunch per day |
| Chapter 4
|
Offensive Joke | Combat skill | Deals sleaze damage and delevels |
| Chapter 5
|
Managerial Manipulation | Buff (others only) | Grant another player Employee of the Month once per day. |
