Oily straw house
Oily straw house | |
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Monster ID | 1474 |
Locations | Unleash Your Inner Wolf |
Hit Points | 50*(Houses encountered+1) |
Attack | 0 |
Defense | 0 |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | construct |
Elements | sleaze |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | door, hinge, pig, wall, window |
Drops | |
Manuel Entry | |
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This house was built with straw straight from the pig's mud wallow, where all their natural oils combine with mud and even less savory substances to make a gross, viscous liquid. This straw is so oily and gunky that it sticks together without any nails or screws, which is a bonus for the pigs inside, but it's pretty disgusting from the outside.
A pig in a halter-top winks at you. Your inner wolf is outraged. How dare that little porker try to hit on you?
Hit Message(s):
An oily pig slithers out of the house and gets his hamhocks all over you. Yuck. Ooh! (sleaze damage)
A pig eating a sandwich that is half roast beef and half mayo runs up and smears disgusting mayonnaise on you. Ow! (sleaze damage)
A pig returns from the market with a tub of lard (and the pig himself is kind of a tub of lard, too) and smears some on you. Ouch! (sleaze damage)
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- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.