Mayonex

Mayonex

Based on a patented molecule called "Mayonnaise-9," this drug contains enzymes that turn any organic material they come into contact with into a primitive form of mayonnaise. It's like the Midas touch, only better.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded

Instead of giving Adventures, the next thing you eat will increase your blood-mayonnaise level.

(In-game plural: packets of Mayonex)

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Obtained From

Your Workshed

The Mayo Clinic (1,000 Meat)

When used

• From inventory:

You tear the corner of the packet open and coat the inside of your mouth with Mayonex.

• If you have already used any Prescription-Strength Mayo:

Your mouth is already full of mayonnaise.

• Without The Mayo Clinic installed in Your Workshed:

You shouldn't use this without access to a Mayo Clinic. You're not confident you'd get the dosage correct without proper supervision.

Notes

• When used, appends this message to the next food consumed:

You feel the Mayonex gurgling in your stomach.

You acquire an effect: Force of Mayo Be With You (duration: ?? Adventures)

• Blood-mayo and turns of Force of Mayo gained are both equal to the number of adventures the food would have given.
• This works even in Slow and Steady - you gain blood-mayo and buff turns equal to the number of adventures that the food would have given.

References

• "Mayonnaise-9" is a reference to the fictional ice-nine from Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle, a form of ice with an unusually high melting point that transforms all liquid water it touches into a solid.

Collection

• 🥇: Major Meat (#1651194) - 1,266
• 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 274
• 🥉: General_Herpes (#972808) - 174
• #4: sensibleb (#52928) - 111
• #5: Nikademus (#95105) - 109
• #6: caducus (#2152206) - 100
• #7: GpHerder (#264781) - 86
• #8: Rick Tyger (#3298425) - 57
• #9: Anonymous Git (#2070708) - 37
• #10: Galapagos James (#762374) - 33

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	Clinical Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise Packets Mayonex Gain blood mayo instead of Adventures Mayodiol Convert 1 Fullness to Drunkenness Mayostat Recover a portion of food Mayozapine Increased stat gains and effect durations Mayoflex Increased adventure yield
Medical Supplies Mayo Minder™ usable automatically consume mayo sphygmayomanometer accessory all stats +(X+20)% (where X is blood mayo concentration) tomayohawk-style reflex hammer combat item, reusable staggers enemy and deals Sleaze Damage based on blood mayo mayo lance combat item, reusable yellow ray (turns of cooldown decrease with blood mayo) miracle whip 2h weapon (whip) initiative +50% weapon damage +50 item drops +50% meat drops +100%
Portable Mayo Clinic • Force of Mayo Be With You