Mayodiol

Mayodiol

This packet of mayo contains a drug often used to treat people who suffer from the opposite of alcoholism. It converts some of the nutritional value of consumed food into healthy, nutritious ethanol.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded

One Fullness of the next thing you eat will be converted into Drunkenness

(In-game plural: packets of Mayodiol)

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Obtained From

Your Workshed

The Mayo Clinic (1,000 Meat)

When Used

• From inventory:

You tear open the packet and line the inside of your mouth with the medical-grade mayonnaise within.

• If too drunk:

Your liver really can't handle any more of that stuff today.

• If Teetotaler or Oxygenarian:

Alcohol is alcohol, and you can't have any of it.

• If you have already used any Prescription-Strength Mayo:

Your mouth is already full of mayonnaise.

• Without The Mayo Clinic installed in Your Workshed:

You shouldn't use this without access to a Mayo Clinic. You're not confident you'd get the dosage correct without proper supervision.

Notes

• Activates upon the next food you eat:

The Mayodiol kicks in and converts some of what you just ate into pure ethanol.

You lose 1 Fullness.

You gain 1 Drunkenness.

• Will not activate if you are already falling-down drunk.

Collection

• 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 214
• 🥈: Ahorriblesn (#1654200) - 136
• 🥉: Nikademus (#95105) - 107
• #4: General_Herpes (#972808) - 105
• #5: caducus (#2152206) - 100
• #6: sensibleb (#52928) - 97
• #7: Niles Crane (#2751980) - 50
• #8: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 21
• #9: Hasand (#2354437) - 13
• #10: Donavin69 (#2151136) - 11

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