Designer sweatpants
designer sweatpants
These sweatpants are as fancy as it's possible for sweatpants to be. From their tactical velour undergirding to their carbon fiber racing stripes, these bad boys just scream "ATHLEISURE" at whoever you're next to in line at the discount burger place.
Your sweatpants are currently X% sweat-logged.
Type: pants
Power: 100
Cannot be traded or discardedMuscle +5
Mysticality +5
Moxie +5
Damage Reduction: 5
Slight Hot Resistance (+1)
+10 Sleaze Damage
+10 Damage to Sleaze Spells
(all the above improve as you get sweatier)
oh, and also a 5% discount at NPC stores
(In-game plural: pairs of designer sweatpants)
Obtained From
Sweat
Sweatiness starts at 0% and caps at 100%, but does not reset on rollover. Sweatiness% increases at the end of any resolved combat (win/lose/run away), by 2% in "normal temperature" zones, 3% in "hot" zones, and 1% in "cold" zones:
- That was quite a workout!
- You get 2% Sweatier.
- It's really hot here!
- You get 3% Sweatier.
- It's pretty chilly here, but that was still a decent workout.
- You get 1% Sweatier.
If the pants are maximally sweaty:
- Your pants are as sweaty as they can get!
Sweat improves stats and can be spent on the following skills:
| Skill | Cost | Type | Effect |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sweat Flick | 1 | Combat | Deal 1 Sleaze Damage per percent Sweaty you are |
| Sweat Spray | 3 | Combat | Deal 8-12 Sleaze Damage every round for the rest of the fight |
| Sweat Flood | 5 | Combat | Stun an enemy for 5 rounds |
| Sip Some Sweat | 5 | Noncombat | Restore 50 MP |
| Sweat Sip | 5 | Combat | Restore 50 MP |
| Drench Yourself in Sweat | 15 | Noncombat | Gives Effect: Slippery and Speedy (5 Adventures) (+100% Combat Initiative) |
| Sweat Out Some Booze | 25 | Noncombat | Restore 1 Liver Capacity (3x / day) |
| Make Sweat-Ade | 50 | Noncombat | Produces sweat-ade |
The stats are increased following sqrt(sweatiness), not linearly (this needs better formatting):
Muscle, Mysticality and Moxie +5+2S, up to +25
Damage Reduction: 5+S, up to 15
Hot Resistance (+1+S/2), up to (+6)
+10+5S Sleaze Damage and Damage to Sleaze Spells, up to +60
Where S = floor(sqrt(sweatiness)).
- For everything except hot resist, the thresholds are equal to square roots up to 100. For hot resist, you need the following sweatiness% to get 1 additional hot resistance.
| 1 resist (default) | 2 resist | 3 resist | 4 resist | 5 resist | 6 resist |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | 4 | 16 | 36 | 64 | 100 |
Sweat zones
There is a community spading spreadsheet for zone climate. Basically, almost all zones are normal ones and produce 2% per combat.
Confirmed hot zones:
- That 70s Volcano
- The Bubblin' Caldera
- LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
- The Velvet / Gold Mine
- The SMOOCH Army HQ
- The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
- The Dark Elbow of the Woods
- The Dark Heart of the Woods
- The Dark Neck of the Woods
- Various
- Cobb's Knob Kitchens
- Burnbarrel Blvd.
Confirmed cold zones:
- Various
- Guano Junction
- Exposure Esplanade
Notable not obvious normal zones:
- The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert, even when not Ultrahydrated
- The Laugh Floor
- The Haunted Boiler Room
- All zones of The Ancient Buried Pyramid
- The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- The Lair of the Phoenix
Notes
- On 2022/07/05, the item description gained a sweat meter. Previously, it was only possible to check your current Sweatiness by having the pants equipped.
- Is automatically placed in your inventory for you at the beginning of your run, with the message:
- Do you want to be caught adventuring in anything but the newest ATHLEISUREwear?
You acquire an item: designer sweatpants
- Do you want to be caught adventuring in anything but the newest ATHLEISUREwear?
Collection
- 🥇: Alf (#987825), CharmingMimi (#2865481), Hippie Dude (#404642), TamCoan (#792807), Terry P (#2162777), Wallace (#339238), runeslayer (#803480) - 1
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