Itznotyerzitz Mine

Itznotyerzitz Mine is located in Mt. McLargeHuge. If you have some Mining Gear, you can do some mining here.

Itznotyerzitz Mine
Itznotyerzitz Mine
Zone Num	270
Location	Mt. McLargeHuge
Unlocks	After receiving quest from The Council of Loathing.
Recom Stat	60
Combat %	90
Quests	Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
ML	53 - 58
Terrain	underground
Special Adventures
Lucky	Either Ore
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A primary stat of 60 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

The grim dirges of the 7-Foot Dwarfs surge from within the mine, as the ring of steel on stone reminds you that each of these giant dwarfs is carrying a sizable pickaxe. Axe yourself, are you prepared to face them?

(It is recommended that you have at least 60 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

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dopey 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: miner's helmet Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 47 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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grumpy 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 58 • Substat Gain: 14.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 68 Monster Defense: 52 Hit Points: 45 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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sleepy 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 47 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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mountain man -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, asbestos ore, chrome ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, linoleum ore Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 80 • Substat Gain: 20 • Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 80 Hit Points: 301 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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100% Legal
	Demand loot: miner's helmet Ask for ore: miner's pants Say you'll keep quiet for free: Gain 100 Meat.

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A Flat Miner
	Loot the dwarf's belongings: miner's pants Hijack the meat vein: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Help the dwarf: Gain 100 Meat.

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See You Next Fall
	Give 'im the stick: miner's helmet DOOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Negotiate for a reward: Gain 100 Meat.

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More Locker Than Morlock
	Open the locka': safety vest, miner's pants, miner's helmet, or 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Get to the choppa' (which is outside): Do nothing (does not take an adventure).

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Either Ore
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

In Disguise

Go Inside Itznotyerzitz Mine

"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

• During a Way of the Surprising Fist path, with the Earthen Fist effect active, you will get the following text instead:

"Brandishing your fists of earthen fisting, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

• If you have been given the Dwarven Factory Quest, the following additional text will appear (on your first time only):

"Off to one side of the work face, you spot a tunnel entrance that looks like it might lead to the Dwarves' factory complex."

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Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, 3 meat stacks, stone of eXtreme power, baconstone, hamethyst, porquoise, lump of diamond, loadstone Note: A mining mini-game.

Retired Adventures

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7-Foot Dwarf Foreman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 48-72 Monster Level: 57 • Substat Gain: 14.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 67 Monster Defense: 51 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Old semi-rare adventure.

The adventures below are from before the area underwent a major revision on July 24, 2012.

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7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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A Girl's Best Friend
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Smarm

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Grilling the Foreman
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Magicalness

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Right in the Vestibule!
	Item Drops: safety vest Note: Must have Torso Awaregness skill, Mining Gear, and no safety vest in inventory for this adventure to occur.

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Speak, Frat Boy, and Enter
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Strongness

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A Real Gem
	Item Drops: stone of eXtreme power Note: Old possible ten-leaf clover adventure.

The adventure below was replaced by mining the Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine.

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Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore or meat stack

Notes

• Non-combats in this area have a cap of 9 turns between occurrences.

References

• Itznotyerzitz Mine, when pronounced, sounds like, "It's not yours, it's mine."
• The 7-Foot Dwarves are no doubt a reference to the seven dwarfs of Snow White fame. They are not a reference to the movie Happily N'Ever After, which came out after their insertion into the game.
• It is quite ironic to have a 7-foot tall "dwarf," as the word typically implies someone shorter that is than average.
• Captin Carrot Ironfoundersson of Discworld is also an unusually tall dwarf.