Dopey 7-Foot Dwarf

From A KoL Wiki
dopey 7-Foot Dwarf You're fighting a dopey 7-Foot Dwarf

This 7-foot dwarf's helmet has slipped over his head, and he can't reach it to take it off.

You start to laugh, but then his random lurching leads him to stagger straight at you!

Hit Message(s):

He helmet-butts you in the <knee>. Better than being Helmet-<knee>ed in the butt, I suppose. Ow! Oof!

His frantic stumbling kicks up a rock, which hits you right in the <knee>. Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

In one fell stumble, he manages to headbutt you, shine his headlamp directly into your eyes, and trigger a minor cave-in that lands directly on your calf. Ugh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He lunges toward the spot you were standing in the last time you made a noise.

He charges at a nearby wall, which he has blindly mistaken for you.

Fumble Message:

He trips over a good-sized rock and lands in a perfect headstand. It takes him a while to right himself. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You gain some Meat
You acquire an item: miner's helmet (10% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine.