Boneana hammock

boneana hammock

This is an extremely revealing mens' swimsuit made of bones. There's a... It's got... Y'know, this description is either going to be funny, or it's going to be family friendly. Let's go with the latter.

Type: pants
Power: 120
Moxie Required: 45

Outfit:	Thousandth Birthday Suit
	(3 items)

Cannot be discarded

+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
+20 Sleaze Damage

(In-game plural: boneana hammocks)

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Item number: 4755
Description ID: 546607235
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Methods

Stores

The Altar of Bones (300 bone chips)

See Also

• Bonus Spell Damage
• Bonus Weapon Damage

References

• "Banana hammock" is a slang term for men's bikini underwear that provides a clear outline of the genitalia.
• The narrator is presumably trying to resist making a pun involving the word "boner."

Collection

• 🥇: juStIN MILLer (#429344) - 56
• 🥈: suicidalsue (#1206687) - 13
• 🥉: Hoonk (#1919636) - 10
• #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 9
• #5: Hojo Hominygrits (#196078), Pastahead (#486552) - 8
• #7: Mystic_Potato (#154601), Mystical Unibrow (#1834131) - 7
• #9: Skent (#1076753) - 6
• #10: Drag0n (#282123) - 5

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