Caveman hippy
| Caveman hippy | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 471 |
| Locations | The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) |
| Hit Points | 280 |
| Attack | 240 |
| Defense | 216 |
| No-Hit | 250 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | dreadlock whip, handful of pine needles, stone frisbee |
| Quest | Spanish fly |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a caveman hippyUnlike modern hippies, this one subsists on a primitive diet of nuts, berries, and twigs. Huh.
Unlike modern hippies, this one exudes the funk of not having discovered bathing yet. Huh.
Unlike modern hippies, this one's hair is a snarl of mud and ... okay, never mind. You can tell he's a caveman because of the protruding brow and the low-cost car insurance.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls out a primitive drum and engages in a one-man drum circle. Your brain bleeds. Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
He whips you with his primitive dreadlocks. Okay, so they're not that different from regular dreadlocks. Eek! Argh! Ouch!
He swings at you, but misses. The odor from his armpits, however, hits spot-on. Eek! Ooh! Ooh! (stench damage)
He claws you with his filthy fingernails. Gah, you're going to need a tetanus shot. Ooh! Oof! Argh!
He eats some kind of mushroom and starts wildly punching and kicking at things only he can see. Unfortunately, several blows randomly connect with your <face>, <bung>, and <lower back>. Oof! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Oof!
He tries to beat you like a drum, but you circle him warily.
He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but you refuse to be whipped.
His overpowering body odor almost knocks you out, but you hold your breath and back away.
He tries to claw you with his fingernails, but there's so much gunk under them that they're not sharp anymore.
He produces a bunch of dried leaves, a thin piece of bark, a flint, and some tinder. He rolls the bark around the dried leaves, then tries to light it with the flint and tinder. You watch, mildly bored. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: dreadlock whip (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: handful of pine needles (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: stone frisbee (20% chance)* |
- With a Spanish fly trap equipped.
 | You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)* |
| You gain 63 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
References
- The line about "low-cost car insurance" refers to the Geico "caveman" ads.
