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Zen Masta J (#603527) can often be found meditating in /valhalla.

==The Zen Collection==
Zen Masta J currently collects:
* [[Image:Fountain.gif|Decorative fountain]] [[Decorative fountain|Decorative Fountains]]
* [[Image:Book.gif|Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots]] [[Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots]]
* [[Image:Chimes.gif|Windchimes]] [[Windchimes]]


==Collectors' Score==
* 61 [[Tattoo|Tattoos]]
* 16 [[Trophies]]
* 35 [[Familiars]]

==Zen's Skills Chart==
This chart outlines the skills I have hardcore permed.<BR>(P) = Softcore Permanent
<BR>'''(HP)''' = Hardcore Permanent
{| border="1"
! Lvl
! [[Seal Clubber]]
! [[Turtle Tamer]]
! [[Pastamancer]]
! [[Sauceror]]
! [[Disco Bandit]]
! [[Accordion Thief]]
|-
| 0
| [[Seal Clubbing Frenzy (skill)|Seal Clubbing Frenzy]]
| (P) [[Patience of the Tortoise (skill)|Patience of the Tortoise]]
| [[Manicotti Meditation]]
| [[Sauce Contemplation]]
| [[Disco Aerobics]]
| [[Moxie of the Mariachi]]
|-
| 1
| [[Hide of the Otter]]
| [[Headbutt]]
| [[Minor Ray of Something]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Stream of Sauce]]
| [[Disco Eye-Poke]]
| '''(HP)''' [[The Moxious Madrigal|Moxious Madrigal]]
|-
| 2
| '''(HP)''' [[Claws of the Otter]]
| [[Skin of the Leatherback]]
| [[Entangling Noodles]]
| [[Saucy Salve]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation]]
| [[The Magical Mojomuscular Melody]]
|-
| 3
| [[Tongue of the Otter]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Amphibian Sympathy]]
| [[Lasagna Bandages]]
| [[Expert Panhandling]]
| [[Disco Nap]]
| [[Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (skill)|Canticle of Celerity]]
|-
| 4
| '''(HP)''' [[Thrust-Smack]]
| [[Ghostly Shell (skill)|Ghostly Shell]]
| [[eXtreme Ray of Something]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Elemental Saucesphere (skill)|Elemental Saucesphere]]
| [[Disco Dance of Doom]]
| [[The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith]]
|-
| 5
| [[Super-Advanced Meatsmithing]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Armorcraftiness]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Pastamastery]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Advanced Saucecrafting|Saucecrafting]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Advanced Cocktailcrafting|Cocktailcrafting]]
| [[The Polka of Plenty]]
|-
| 6
| '''(HP)''' [[Eye of the Stoat]]
| [[Tenacity of the Snapper (skill)|Tenacity of the Snapper]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Springy Fusilli (skill)|Spriny Fusilli]]
| [[Saucestorm]]
| [[Nimble Fingers]]
| [[Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (skill)|Symphony of Destruction]]
|-
| 7
| [[Hide of the Walrus]]
| [[Kneebutt]]
| [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
| [[Jalapeño Saucesphere (skill)|Jalapeño Saucesphere]]
| [[Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo|Electric Boogaloo]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (skill)|Phat Loot Lyric]]
|-
| 8
| '''(HP)''' [[Claws of the Walrus]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Empathy of the Newt]]
| [[Cone of Whatever]]
| [[Wave of Sauce]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Mad Looting Skillz]]
| [[Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (skill)|Anthem of Absorption]]
|-
| 9
| [[Tongue of the Walrus]]
| [[Reptilian Fortitude (skill)|Reptilian Fortitude]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Spirit of Ravioli]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Intrinsic Spiciness]]
| [[Disco Power Nap]]
| [[The Psalm of Pointiness]]
|-
| 10
| '''(HP)''' [[Lunging Thrust-Smack]]
| [[Shieldbutt]]
| [[Weapon of the Pastalord]]
| [[Jabañero Saucesphere (skill)|Jabañero Saucesphere]]
| [[Disco Face Stab]]
| [[Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (skill)|Shanty of Superiority]]
|-
| 11
| [[Rage of the Reindeer (skill)|Rage of the Reindeer]]
| '''(HP)'''[[Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Leash of Linguini (skill)|Leash of Linguini]]
| [[Saucegeyser]]
| [[Crossbow Fever]]
| [[Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (skill)|Antiphon of Aptitude]]
|-
| 12
| '''(HP)''' [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing]]
| [[Astral Shell (skill)|Astral Shell]]
| [[Cannelloni Cocoon|Cannelloni Cocoon]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Impetuous Sauciness]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Ambidextrous Funkslinging]]
| '''(HP)''' [[The Ode to Booze]]
|-
| 13
| [[Northern Exposure]]
| [[Cold-Blooded Fearlessness]]
| [[Tolerance of the Kitchen]]
| [[Diminished Gag Reflex]]
| [[Heart of Polyester]]
| [[The Sonata of Sneakiness (skill)|Sonata of Sneakiness]]
|-
| 14
| [[Musk of the Moose (skill)|Musk of the Moose]]
| [[Hero of the Half-Shell]]
| [[Flavour of Magic]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Immaculate Seasoning]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Smooth Movement]]
| [[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (skill)|Cantata of Confrontation]]
|-
| 15
| '''(HP)''' [[Pulverize]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Tao of the Terrapin]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Transcendental Noodlecraft]]
| '''(HP)''' [[The Way of Sauce]]
| '''(HP)''' [[Superhuman Cocktailcrafting]]
| [[Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (skill)|Aria of Annoyance]]
|-
| Man
| [[Snarl of the Timberwolf (skill)|Snarl of the Timberwolf]]
| [[Spectral Snapper]]
| [[Fearful Fettucini]]
| [[Scarysauce (skill)|Scarysauce]]
| [[Tango of Terror]]
| [[Dirge of Dreadfulness (skill)|Dirge of Dreadfulness]]
|-
| Gnomish
|colspan=6| '''(HP)''' [[Torso Awaregness]], [[Gnomish Hardigness]], [[Cosmic Ugnderstanding]], '''(HP)''' [[Powers of Observatiogn]], [[Gnefarious Pickpocketing]]
|-
| Spec
|colspan=6| [[CLEESH]], [[Chronic Indigestion]], '''(HP)''' [[Summon Snowcone]], '''(HP)''' [[Summon Hilarious Objects]], '''(HP)''' [[Summon Candy Hearts]]
|}

==Goals==
* Hardcore perm every skill (38/112)
* Obtain the largest collection of [[Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots|Feng Shui books]] (currently 2nd)
* Obtain all of the Bounty Hunter Hunter's Items (0/5)

===Achieved Goals===
* Full plexiglass outfit
* Full stainless steel outfit
* Full time trappings outfit
* Acquired a tome of snowcone summoning