User:Zen Masta J

Zen Masta J (#603527) can often be found meditating in /valhalla.

The Zen Collection

Zen Masta J currently collects:

• Decorative Fountains
• Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
• Windchimes

Collectors' Score

• 61 Tattoos
• 16 Trophies
• 35 Familiars

Zen's Skills Chart

This chart outlines the skills I have hardcore permed.
(P) = Softcore Permanent
(HP) = Hardcore Permanent

Lvl	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
0	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	(P) Patience of the Tortoise	Manicotti Meditation	Sauce Contemplation	Disco Aerobics	Moxie of the Mariachi
1	Hide of the Otter	Headbutt	Minor Ray of Something	(HP) Stream of Sauce	Disco Eye-Poke	(HP) Moxious Madrigal
2	(HP) Claws of the Otter	Skin of the Leatherback	Entangling Noodles	Saucy Salve	(HP) Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
3	Tongue of the Otter	(HP) Amphibian Sympathy	Lasagna Bandages	Expert Panhandling	Disco Nap	Canticle of Celerity
4	(HP) Thrust-Smack	Ghostly Shell	eXtreme Ray of Something	(HP) Elemental Saucesphere	Disco Dance of Doom	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	(HP) Armorcraftiness	(HP) Pastamastery	(HP) Saucecrafting	(HP) Cocktailcrafting	The Polka of Plenty
6	(HP) Eye of the Stoat	Tenacity of the Snapper	(HP) Spriny Fusilli	Saucestorm	Nimble Fingers	Symphony of Destruction
7	Hide of the Walrus	Kneebutt	Spirit of Rigatoni	Jalapeño Saucesphere	Electric Boogaloo	(HP) Phat Loot Lyric
8	(HP) Claws of the Walrus	(HP) Empathy of the Newt	Cone of Whatever	Wave of Sauce	(HP) Mad Looting Skillz	Anthem of Absorption
9	Tongue of the Walrus	Reptilian Fortitude	(HP) Spirit of Ravioli	(HP) Intrinsic Spiciness	Disco Power Nap	The Psalm of Pointiness
10	(HP) Lunging Thrust-Smack	Shieldbutt	Weapon of the Pastalord	Jabañero Saucesphere	Disco Face Stab	Shanty of Superiority
11	Rage of the Reindeer	(HP)Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	(HP) Leash of Linguini	Saucegeyser	Crossbow Fever	Antiphon of Aptitude
12	(HP) Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Astral Shell	Cannelloni Cocoon	(HP) Impetuous Sauciness	(HP) Ambidextrous Funkslinging	(HP) The Ode to Booze
13	Northern Exposure	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness	Tolerance of the Kitchen	Diminished Gag Reflex	Heart of Polyester	Sonata of Sneakiness
14	Musk of the Moose	Hero of the Half-Shell	Flavour of Magic	(HP) Immaculate Seasoning	(HP) Smooth Movement	Cantata of Confrontation
15	(HP) Pulverize	(HP) Tao of the Terrapin	(HP) Transcendental Noodlecraft	(HP) The Way of Sauce	(HP) Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Aria of Annoyance
Man	Snarl of the Timberwolf	Spectral Snapper	Fearful Fettucini	Scarysauce	Tango of Terror	Dirge of Dreadfulness
Gnomish	(HP) Torso Awaregness, Gnomish Hardigness, Cosmic Ugnderstanding, (HP) Powers of Observatiogn, Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Spec	CLEESH, Chronic Indigestion, (HP) Summon Snowcone, (HP) Summon Hilarious Objects, (HP) Summon Candy Hearts

Goals

• Hardcore perm every skill (38/112)
• Obtain the largest collection of Feng Shui books (currently 2nd)
• Obtain all of the Bounty Hunter Hunter's Items (0/5)

Achieved Goals

• Full plexiglass outfit
• Full stainless steel outfit
• Full time trappings outfit
• Acquired a tome of snowcone summoning