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| colspan="4" | '''Today is Valentine's Day!'''<br />Head on over to [[The Gift Shop]] to buy some greeting cards.
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This is the celebration of love in all its forms, from yetis loving penguins to the love of a seal for a club.

==Dates==
*'''Valentine's Day I''': February 14, 2003 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 6, Year 1]])
*'''Valentine's Day II''': February 14, 2005 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Porktober 1, Year 8]])
*'''Valentine's Day III''': June 25, 2005 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 10]])
*'''Valentine's Day IV''': January 3, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 12]])
*'''Valentine's Day V''': February 14, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bor 6, Year 12]])
*'''Valentine's Day VI''': April 9, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 13]])
*'''Valentine's Day VII''': July 14, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 14]])
*'''Valentine's Day VIII''': October 18, 2006 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 15]])
*'''Valentine's Day IX''': January 22, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 16]])
*'''Valentine's Day X''': February 14, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Martinus 3, Year 16]])
*'''Valentine's Day XI''': April 28, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 17]])
*'''Valentine's Day XII''': August 2, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 18]])
*'''Valentine's Day XIII''': November 6, 2007 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 19]])
*'''Valentine's Day XIV''': February 10, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 20]])
*'''Valentine's Day XV''': February 14, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 8, Year 20]])
*'''Valentine's Day XVI''': May 16, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 21]])
*'''Valentine's Day XVII''': August 20, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 22]])
*'''Valentine's Day XVIII''': November 24, 2008 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 23]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day XIX''': February 14, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Dougtember 6, Year 23]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day XX''': February 28, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 24]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXI''': [[April_Fools'_Day#2009|April 1, 2009]] ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bill 4, Year 24]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXII''': June 4, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 25]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day XXIII''': September 8, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 26]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXIV''': December 13, 2009 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 27]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXV''': February 14, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Porktober 3, Year 27]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXVI''': March 19, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 28]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXVII''': June 23, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 29]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXVIII''': September 27, 2010 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 30]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day XXIX''': January 1, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 31]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXX''': February 14, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bor 8, Year 31]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXI''': April 7, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 32]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXII''': July 12, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 33]])  
*'''Valentine's Day XXXIII''': October 16, 2011 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 34]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXIV''': January 20, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 35]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXV''': February 14, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Martinus 5, Year 35]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXVI''': April 25, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 36]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXVII''': July 30, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 37]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXVIII''': November 3, 2012 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 38]])
*'''Valentine's Day XXXIX''': February 7, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 39]])
*'''Valentine's Day XL''': May 14, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 40]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLI''': August 18, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 41]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLII''': November 22, 2013 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 42]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLIII''': February 14, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Dougtember 8, Year 42]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLIV''': February 26, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 43]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLV''': June 2, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 44]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLVI''': September 6, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 45]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLVII''': December 11, 2014 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 46]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLVIII''': February 14, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Porktober 5, Year 46]])
*'''Valentine's Day XLIX''': March 17, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 47]])
*'''Valentine's Day L''': June 21, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 48]])
*'''Valentine's Day LI''': September 25, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 49]])
*'''Valentine's Day LII''': December 30, 2015 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 50]])
*'''Valentine's Day LIII''': February 14, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Petember 2, Year 50]])
*'''Valentine's Day LIV''': April 4, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 51]])
*'''Valentine's Day LV''': July 9, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 52]])
*'''Valentine's Day LVI''': October 13, 2016 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 53]])
*'''Valentine's Day LVII''': January 17, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 54]])
*'''Valentine's Day LVIII''': February 14, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Martinus 8, Year 54]])
*'''Valentine's Day LIX''': April 23, 2017([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 55]])
*'''Valentine's Day LX''': July 28, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 56]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXI''': November 1, 2017 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 57]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXII''': February 5, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 58]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day LXIII''': February 14, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 5, Year 58]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXIV''': May 12, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 59]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXV''': August 16, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 60]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXVI''': November 20, 2018 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 61]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXVII''': February 14, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Jarlsuary 2, Year 62]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXVIII''': February 24, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 62]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXVIX''': May 31, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 63]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXX''': September 4, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 64]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXI''': December 9, 2019 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 65]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXII''': February 14, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Porktober 7, Year 65]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXIII''': March 14, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 66]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXIV''': June 18, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 67]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXV''': September 22, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 68]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXVI''': December 27, 2020 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 69]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXVII''': February 14, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Petember 5, Year 69]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day LXXVIII''': April 2, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 70]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day LXXIX''': July 7, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 71]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day LXXX''': October 11, 2021 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 72]]) 
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXI''': January 15, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 73]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXII''': February 14, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bill 2, Year 73]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXIII''': April 21, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 74]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXIV''': July 26, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 75]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXV''': October 30, 2022 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 76]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXVI''': February 3, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 77]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXVII''': February 14, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Starch 7, Year 77]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXVIII ''': May 10, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 78]])
*'''Valentine's Day LXXXIX''': August 14, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 79]])
*'''Valentine's Day XC''': November 18, 2023 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 80]])
*'''Valentine's Day XCI''': February 14, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Jarlsuary 4, Year 81]])
*'''Valentine's Day XCII''': February 22, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 81]])
*'''Valentine's Day XCIII''': May 28, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 82]])
*'''Valentine's Day XCIV''': September 1, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 83]])
*'''Valentine's Day XCV''': December 6, 2024 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 84]])
*'''Valentine's Day XCVI''': February 14, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Boozember 2, Year 84]])
*'''Valentine's Day XCVII''': March 12, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 85]]) (''predicted'')
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*'''Valentine's Day XCVIII''': June 16, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 86]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day XCIX''': September 20, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 87]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day C''': December 25, 2025 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 88]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CI''': February 14, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Petember 7, Year 88]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CII''': March 31, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 89]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CIII''': July 5, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 90]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CIV''': October 9, 2026 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 91]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CV''': January 13, 2027 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 92]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CVI''': February 14, 2027 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Bill 4, Year 92]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CVII''': April 19, 2027 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 93]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CVIII''': July 24, 2027 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 94]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CIX''': October 28, 2027 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 95]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CX''': February 1, 2028 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 96]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CXI''': February 14, 2028 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|April 1, Year 96]]) (''predicted'')
*'''Valentine's Day CXII''': May 7, 2028 ([[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Frankuary 4, Year 97]]) (''predicted'')
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==Special Items==
On '''Valentine's Day I''':
*[[File:Heart1.gif|link=moxie weed]] Everyone got a free heart-shaped [[moxie weed]].

From '''Valentine's Day II''' onwards, available for purchase at [[The Market]] for one day only:
*[[image:Valentine.gif|valentine]] [[valentine]] including [[Valentine Poems]]

From '''Valentine's Day III''' onwards (except on '''Valentine's Day X'''), [[valentine]]s were sold at the newly opened [[The Gift Shop|Gift Shop]].

On '''Valentine's Day IV''', 7 new [[Valentine Poems]] were added.

On '''Valentine's Days V-IX''', available for purchase at [[The Gift Shop]]:
*{{ListItem|double daisy}}
*{{ListItem|miniature stuffed Goth Giant}}
*{{ListItem|Valentine's Day cake}}
*{{ListItem|arrow'd heart balloon}}
*{{ListItem|black velvet box}} (holds up to [[Eleven|11]] types)

On '''Valentine's Day X''', available for purchase at [[The Gift Shop]]:
*{{ListItem|chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses}}
*{{ListItem|bouquet of circular saw blades}}
*{{ListItem|Better Than Cuddling Cake}}
*{{ListItem|stuffed ninja snowman}}

*[[Valentine]]s were not available originally, but later on, they became available in Skully's store: "Mr. Skullhead's Valentine Emporium", due to Skully's inability to code them into the gift shop, in Jick's absence (he was in Paris). [[Valentine]]s were also dropped by one monster in each of the starter areas ([[Big creepy spider]], [[Fiendish can of asparagus]], [[Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist]]).
*[[Black velvet box]]es were not available this time, the issue most likely being related to Skully's issues implementing Valentines.
*Six new [[Valentine Poems]] were added.

On '''Valentine's Day XI''', available for purchase at [[The Gift Shop]]:
*{{ListItem|chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses}}
*{{ListItem|bouquet of circular saw blades}}
*{{ListItem|Better Than Cuddling Cake}}
*{{ListItem|stuffed ninja snowman}}
*{{ListItem|black velvet box}} (holds up to [[Eleven|11]] types)
*[[Valentine]]s were not available.

On '''Valentine's Day XII''', [[Valentine|Valentines]] were available for ''free'' at [[The Gift Shop]] after [[rollover]], due to a bug introduced by [[Mr Skullhead]] during '''Valentine's Day X'''. This 'Day of Free Love' - also known as [[Pink Thursday]] - resulted in players acquiring valentines by the millions, to a possible maximum of 16,777,215 valentines in each player's inventory, [[Your Colossal Closet|Colossal Closet]], and [[Display Case]], 2,147,483,647 in mall stores, and 4,294,967,295 in clan stashes. Once the Dev team caught wind, they were swiftly nuked across the Kingdom.

On '''Valentine's Day XIII-XXIX, XXXVI, XXXVIII''', available at [[The Gift Shop]]:
*{{ListItem|chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses}}, for 20,000 meat
*{{ListItem|Valentine}}s, for 100 meat
*{{ListItem|bouquet of circular saw blades}}, for 5000 meat
*{{ListItem|Better Than Cuddling Cake}}, for 1000 meat
*{{ListItem|stuffed ninja snowman}}, for 500 meat
Also, for shipping, a
*{{ListItem|black velvet box}} (holds up to [[Eleven|11]]  types) was available.


On '''Valentine's Day Valentine's Day XXX, XLVII, XLVIII, and LXXII''', available at [[The Gift Shop]]:
*{{ListItem|chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses}}, for 20,000 meat
*{{ListItem|Valentine}}s, for 100 meat
*{{ListItem|bouquet of circular saw blades}}, for 5000 meat
*{{ListItem|Better Than Cuddling Cake}}, for 1000 meat
*{{ListItem|stuffed ninja snowman}}, for 500 meat

==See also==
*[[Valentine Poems]]

[[Category:Events]]