View source for Vitachoconutriment capsule

{{item|
itemid=3091|
descid=746449292|
desc=This is a meal's worth of vitamins and nutrients in handy pill form, so it won't fill you up. Plus, it's flavored to taste like delicious, delicious chocolate!

The downside, of course, is there's no way to avoid the nougat ones.|
type=potion|
effect=!|
autosell=0|
candy=complex}}

==Obtained From==
;Items
:[[The Lost Pill Bottle]] (sometimes)
;Obsoleted Areas/Methods
;:;[[Crimbo]] 2007
:::[[Advent Calendar (2007)|Advent Calendar]]

==When Used==
*''You gain a random "effect":''
{{useitem|
text=You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of a hearty, brawny breakfast.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Fastbreaker|duration=20}}}}

<center>''or''</center>

{{useitem|
text=You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of an inscrutable, mystical lunch.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Afternoon Insight|duration=20}}}}

<center>''or''</center>

{{useitem|
text=You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of a fancy sit-down dinner.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Fancy Feasted|duration=20}}}}
*''And possibly some adventures as well:''
:*''When the first (per day) is eaten you receive the following:''
<center>As the nutritive nanobots in the capsule surge through your bloodstream, you are reinvigorated.</center>
{{adv|amount=5}}

:*''When the second (per day) is eaten you receive the following:''
<center>Your body is becoming acclimated to the nutritive nanobots, and they're not as effective.</center>
{{adv|amount=3}}

:*''When the third (per day) is eaten you receive the following:''
<center>The nanobots in that one hardly did anything at all.</center>
{{adv|amount=1}}

:*''When the fourth or further is eaten you receive the following:''
<center>You feel a slight tingle in your gullet, but apart from that, the nanobots pretty much don't do anything for you.</center>

==Notes==
*As of December 18, 2007 this item was classed as a Potion, rather than a usable item.
*This uses a different counter than all other [[Chocolate Phenomenon]] items.

==References==
*The name of the item may have been inspired by the famous ''I Love Lucy'' episode (#30, "Lucy Does a TV Commercial") in which Lucy attempts to sell a nutritional supplement and health tonic named Vitameatavegamin, with hilarious results.
*"The downside, of course, is there's no way to avoid the nougat ones" is a reference to Terry Pratchett's ''Discworld'' book ''Thief of Time'', in which multiple points are made about how disappointing nougat is.

==See Also==
*[[Chocolate Phenomenon]]

==Collection==
<collection>3091</collection>