View source for Zim Merman's guitar

{{item|
itemid=2364|
descid=592756847|
desc=This is the guitar once played by Zim Merman, the mumblin', stumblin', folk-singin' hero of the hippy army. It's a really, really nice guitar, what with the inlaid mother-of-pearl neck, and the solid mahogany bridge, and the solid gold tuning knobs, and the nice <i>lady</i>.|
type=ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)|
power=200|
powertype=Damage|
stat=Moxie|
statreq=85|
autosell=0|
enchantment=Ranged Damage +20}}

==Obtained From==
;[[The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)]]
:[[Zim Merman]]

==Messages==
*''[[Player Hit Messages|Weapon-Specific Hit Messages]]'':
{{Hit Message|You play a wincingly off-key tune on Zim Merman's guitar, shouting "How does it FEEL?" Apparently, it feels like X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You play a tune on your guitar, just like a woman. It breaks just like a little girl, taking X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You strum the guitar and sing twenty verses about an obscure 1960's cult icon. It takes X points' worth of confusion.}}
{{Hit Message|You say, "look out kid, you're gonna get hit," and hit it with a tune from your guitar. Well, you did warn it.}}

==Notes==
*When first rolled out, this could not be used on the stone mariachi. This was eventually fixed by Jick as a minor update.
*Having this item, or any other [[:Category:Guitars|guitar]], and [[Elvish sunglasses]] equipped enables the wielder to use the "[[Play a Guitar Solo]]" ability once per combat.

==References==
*The name and description refer to folk singer [[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan|Bob Dylan]], born Robert Allen Zimmerman.
*"And the nice ''lady''" is a reference to comedian [[Wikipedia:Jerry Lewis|Jerry Lewis]].
*The first, second, and fourth combat messages are references to the Bob Dylan songs "Like a Rolling Stone," "Just Like a Woman," and "Subterranean Homesick Blues," respectively.
*The third combat message may be a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands|Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands]]," by Bob Dylan.

==See Also==
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]]

==Collection==
<collection>2364</collection>

[[Category:Ranged Weapons]]
[[Category:2-Handed Weapons]]
[[Category:Guitars]]