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desc=If Jesus built a hot rod, could He install tires so durable that even He couldn't pop them? That's an interesting question, but it has nothing to do with this object. This is a party favor plucked from the divine aether, a cardboard tube with a rolled-up paper tube on one end and a cheap plastic reed on the other.| | desc=If Jesus built a hot rod, could He install tires so durable that even He couldn't pop them? That's an interesting question, but it has nothing to do with this object. This is a party favor plucked from the divine aether, a cardboard tube with a rolled-up paper tube on one end and a cheap plastic reed on the other.| | ||
type=combat item| | type=combat item| | ||
enchantment=Deals Physical Damage based on your Moxie<br>Makes you cooler when you use it| | |||
autosell=0}} | autosell=0}} | ||
==Obtained From== | |||
;Skills | |||
:[[Summon Party Favor]] | |||
==When Used== | ==When Used== | ||
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==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*X is equal to buffed Moxie. | *X is equal to buffed Moxie. | ||
*Y is equal to the square root of X rounded up, but is capped at 23. | *Y is equal to the square root of X rounded up, but is capped at [[Twenty-three|23]]. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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{{Party Favors}} | {{Party Favors}} | ||
Latest revision as of 00:34, 14 May 2015
divine blowout
If Jesus built a hot rod, could He install tires so durable that even He couldn't pop them? That's an interesting question, but it has nothing to do with this object. This is a party favor plucked from the divine aether, a cardboard tube with a rolled-up paper tube on one end and a cheap plastic reed on the other.
Type: combat item
Cannot be discardedDeals Physical Damage based on your Moxie
Makes you cooler when you use it
(In-game plural: divine blowouts)
Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Party Favor
When Used
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| You sneak up behind your opponent and blast the blowout, simultaneously scaring and papercutting him for X damage. That was pretty sneaky of you! | |
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Notes
- X is equal to buffed Moxie.
- Y is equal to the square root of X rounded up, but is capped at 23.
References
- "Jesus Built My Hotrod" is a song from Psalm 69 by Ministry.
- Blowout is another term for flat tire.
- The first line of the description is an omnipotence paradox.
Collection
- 🥇: adwriter (#119474) - 460,000
- 🥈: RAbid penGUin (#300612) - 285,992
- 🥉: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 100,000
- #4: Pastahead (#486552) - 44,097
- #5: NewTexas (#861595) - 29,986
- #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 16,469
- #7: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 14,838
- #8: dune rune (#2896385) - 13,759
- #9: Suant_KaliMa (#1491030) - 12,145
- #10: TQuilla (#2771003) - 10,211
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