Divine noisemaker

divine noisemaker

This is a device, plucked from the divine aether, that makes a really annoying cranking sound when you spin it around. Like a record, baby, right round, round round.

Type: combat item
Cannot be discarded

Deals Physical Damage based on your Muscle
Makes you stronger when you use it

(In-game plural: divine noisemakers)

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Item number: 3118
Description ID: 322869689
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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Party Favor

When Used

	You spin the noisemaker as hard as you can, making a very loud, very annoying noise. About ten seconds in, the handle breaks off of the noisemaker, sending the other part flying at your opponent. It deals X damage, but you have to imagine the pain is almost like a vacation, compared to the noise. Anyway. Spinning that thing was quite a workout for your wrist!
	You gain Y Strongness.

Notes

• X is equal to buffed Muscle.
• Y is equal to the square root of X rounded up, but is capped at 23.

References

• The description is a reference to the Dead or Alive hit You Spin Me Round.
• This item is the type of noisemaker known as a ratchet.

Collection

• 🥇: adwriter (#119474) - 460,000
• 🥈: RAbid penGUin (#300612) - 268,880
• 🥉: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 100,000
• #4: Pastahead (#486552) - 32,329
• #5: Ayatollah (#965669) - 31,173
• #6: NewTexas (#861595) - 23,119
• #7: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 21,069
• #8: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 14,623
• #9: TQuilla (#2771003) - 14,022
• #10: Suant_KaliMa (#1491030) - 11,651

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Summoned Party Favors
Common divine noisemaker Muscle-based damage and stats divine can of silly string Myst-based damage and stats divine blowout Moxie-based damage and stats Uncommon divine champagne flute Add MP gain to booze divine champagne popper Banish monster for 5 turns Run Away (no adventure loss) divine cracker Pickpocket and delevel enemy