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{{acquire|item=Elf Guard MPC|num=1-2}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard MPC|num=1-2}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard tinsel grenade|chance=%}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard tinsel grenade|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard honor present|chance=%}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard honor present|chance=0.5%}}
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Occurs at [[The Embattled Factory]], while wearing [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]].
Occurs at [[The Embattled Factory]], while wearing [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]].
==Notes==
* The [[Elf Guard tinsel grenade]] and [[Elf Guard honor present]] are [[conditional drop|conditional drops]], unaffected by [[item drop]] modifiers and cannot be a [[Yellow ray strategy|forced drop]].
* Internally, both the [[Elf Guard tinsel grenade]] and [[Elf Guard honor present]] have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
*{{Unwishable}}

Latest revision as of 08:02, 20 June 2025

Elf Guard ordnance packer You're fighting an Elf Guard ordnance packer

This elf knows that stuffing presents into pretty boxes and stuffing gunpowder into metal cases requires the same set of skills.

Hit Message(s):

She smacks you in the head with one of the little wrenches she uses to tighten the lids of her bombs. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!

She hands you a present. You open it with delight, and it blows up in your face. She giggles. Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Argh!

She chucks a shiny little grenade at you. It explodes in a shower of glitter, but also flings a bunch of shrapnel into your <arse> and your <arse>. Ow! Oof! Eek! Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

She smacks you in the head with one of the little wrenches she uses to tighten the lids of her bombs. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

She swings a little wrench at you, but you step to the left, so all it does is loosen your necktie.

She hands you a present, but you know better than to open it.

She chucks a shiny little grenade at you, but a different Adventurer in a Crimbuccaneer costume leaps onto it and absorbs the blow for you. Thanks, hero!

Fumble Message:

She swings a little wrench at you, but you step to the left, so all it does is loosen your necktie. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs
You acquire an item: Elf Guard tinsel grenade (5% chance)*
You acquire an item: Elf Guard honor present (0.5% chance)*

Occurs at The Embattled Factory, while wearing Crimbuccaneer Rigging.

Notes