Extract Jelly

<name>, extract jelly

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 0

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Skill number: 7282

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Source:	Have a Space Jellyfish as your current familiar
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Extract elemental jellies from elemental monsters
When Used:

On success: <name> gloms onto your foe and sucks out all their warmth -- both physical heat and, like, affection for baby kittens. This is then processed into a hot goop that <name> squirts at you. You acquire an item: hot jelly or <name> latches onto your opponent -- a terrifying experience that literally makes their blood run cold, whereupon <name> sucks it out and processes it into a squirt of cold jelly for you. You acquire an item: cold jelly or <name> latches onto your foe's butt, and starts draining it of... well not what you might be thinking. It's more like butt energy? It turns out butt energy smells bad, and so does the glob of stench jelly that <name> squirts into your hand when it's done. You acquire an item: stench jelly or Your foe screams in horror as <name> clamps itself over their head. The combination of muffled screaming and "schlurrrrp" noises makes you look away, aghast, so you don't actually see what happens. After a while, though, <name> squirts some spooky jelly at you. You acquire an item: spooky jelly or <name> attaches itself to your opponent's groin and I can't possibly finish this sentence with a PG rating. Horrible story short, you get some stuff called "sleaze jelly", holy crap. You acquire an item: sleaze jelly On failure: <name> drains some juice out of your foe, but doesn't squirt any jelly at you. Have you ever seen a jellyfish shrug? or <name> drains your foe of their essences or energy or whatever, but apparently it's not the kind of whatever that's good for making jelly. or <name> latches onto your foe and drains some essences from them, but it doesn't seem like any jelly is forthcoming. If monster isn't elemental: <name> grabs your opponent and sucks some energy out of them, but doesn't seem able to convert this into jelly for you. I guess this monster is too plain?

Relevant Targets

The following table presents all targets of each element that are likely to be encountered during the natural course of an ascension.

Element	Location	Monster(s)
Hot	The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
	Copse of the Deep Fat Friars	All monsters
	The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert	swarm of fire ants
	The Haunted Boiler Room	monstrous boiler, steam elemental
Cold	The Mist-Shrouded Peak	All monsters
	The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman	X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
	Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	All monsters
Sleaze	Cobb's Knob Harem	Knob Goblin Harem Girl
	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	Smarmy pirate
	The eXtreme Slope	eXtreme Orcish snowboarder
	Oil Peak	All monsters
	Orcish Frat House	All monsters
	The Hole in the Sky	All monsters except the Astronomer
Spooky	The Haunted Gallery	empty suit of armor
	The Haunted Bathroom	malevolent hair clog, toilet papergeist, cosmetics wraith
	The Haunted Ballroom	All monsters
	The Cyrpt	All monsters
	A-boo Peak	All monsters
	The Haunted Wine Cellar	possessed wine rack, skeletal sommelier
	The Ancient Buried Pyramid	Tomb servant
	An Oasis	swarm of scarab beatles
Stench	The eXtreme Slope	EXtreme cross-country hippy
	The Hippy Camp	All monsters
	The F'c'le	crusty pirate
	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)	All monsters
	The Organic Orchard	All monsters

Notes

• Only works against elemental monsters.
• The chance of any given extraction's success diminishes based on how many successful extracts you've already had today. The first extraction is guaranteed, the second has a 1/2 chance of success, the third has a 1/3 chance of success, the fourth has a 1/4 chance of success, the fifth has a 1/5 chance of success, and all extracts after that have a 1/20 chance of success.

Extract attempt	Chance of success
1	100%
2	1/2
3	1/3
4	1/4
5	1/5
6+	1/20

• Skill can only be used once per combat.
• A table with all the uses of jelly is found in the Space Jellyfish page