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{{skill | {{skill | ||
|skillid=14004 | |skillid=14004 | ||
|type=Combat Spell | |type=Combat Spell | ||
|mpcost=20 | |mpcost=20 | ||
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|level=Path of Breakfast 4 | |level=Path of Breakfast 4 | ||
|explain=Deals a Lot of {{element|sleaze|damage|}}. | |explain=Deals a Lot of {{element|sleaze|damage|}}. | ||
|usemsg=You | |usemsg=A kid on a tricycle riding by throws a candy bar at your opponent. You deep-fry it in mid-air, rendering it inedible and making it leave a stain for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | ||
You reach back through time and space and summon up a mass of congealed grease from an ancient batch of deep-fried mozzarella sticks. It lands on your foe with a moist ''squelch'', dealing {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | |||
You reach through time and space to the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor (Self-Decapitating Nick, it turns out) and fling some of the grease at your opponent for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | |||
You reach with your mind into the ancient and disgusting mini-fridge in the frat house, find some moldy onion rings within, and conjur{{sic}} them to hurl at your opponent for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | |||
You reach with your mind into the trash bins of Degrassi Knoll, find some gross ancient cold french fries there, transport them to where you are, and fling them at it for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | |||
You reach with your mind to the grease trap under the skeaziest fry pit in all of Loathing, grab a congealed wad of nastiness from it, and hurl it at him for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | You reach with your mind to the grease trap under the skeaziest fry pit in all of Loathing, grab a congealed wad of nastiness from it, and hurl it at him for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | ||
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You sling a wad of grease from the first bacon ever fried, greasing it for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | You sling a wad of grease from the first bacon ever fried, greasing it for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | ||
You | You use the power of your mind to scrape the grease off the top of every pizza being made in the Kingdom right now, then hurl the grease-ball at him for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage.}} | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
* Deals 40-50 damage + 30% buffed mysticality + bonus spell damage, capped at 10 * MP spent to cast the spell. | |||
* Allows the creation of [[consummate fried egg]], [[consummate bacon]], and [[consummate french fries]] in [[Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen]]. | * Allows the creation of [[consummate fried egg]], [[consummate bacon]], and [[consummate french fries]] in [[Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen]]. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
* "Self-Decapitating Nick," the person who sold "the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor," is a man you can meet in the distant future in the [[A Diseased Procurer]] adventure in [[Seaside Megalopolis]]. He will be selling grilled rats on sticks. | *"Self-Decapitating Nick," the person who sold "the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor," is a man you can meet in the distant future in the [[A Diseased Procurer]] adventure in [[Seaside Megalopolis]]. He will be selling grilled rats on sticks. | ||
**Further, Nick is a reference to Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, a similarly sketchy street vendor in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Dibbler's chief stock in trade is, unsurprisingly, sausages. | **Further, Nick is a reference to Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, a similarly sketchy street vendor in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Dibbler's chief stock in trade is, unsurprisingly, sausages. | ||
Latest revision as of 07:30, 11 November 2014
Fry
Type: Combat SpellMP Cost: 20
Jarlsberg's skill with oil-based cooking was the stuff of legend -- religious wars were fought over the minutiae of his various methods.
| Source: | Jarlsberg's Gate |
| Price: | N/A |
| Class: | Avatar of Jarlsberg |
| Level: | Path of Breakfast 4 |
| Effect: | Deals a Lot of sleaze damage. |
| When Used: |
| A kid on a tricycle riding by throws a candy bar at your opponent. You deep-fry it in mid-air, rendering it inedible and making it leave a stain for X damage.
You reach back through time and space and summon up a mass of congealed grease from an ancient batch of deep-fried mozzarella sticks. It lands on your foe with a moist squelch, dealing X damage. You reach through time and space to the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor (Self-Decapitating Nick, it turns out) and fling some of the grease at your opponent for X damage. You reach with your mind into the ancient and disgusting mini-fridge in the frat house, find some moldy onion rings within, and conjur[sic] them to hurl at your opponent for X damage. You reach with your mind into the trash bins of Degrassi Knoll, find some gross ancient cold french fries there, transport them to where you are, and fling them at it for X damage. You reach with your mind to the grease trap under the skeaziest fry pit in all of Loathing, grab a congealed wad of nastiness from it, and hurl it at him for X damage. You sling a wad of grease from the first bacon ever fried, greasing it for X damage. You use the power of your mind to scrape the grease off the top of every pizza being made in the Kingdom right now, then hurl the grease-ball at him for X damage. |
Notes
- Deals 40-50 damage + 30% buffed mysticality + bonus spell damage, capped at 10 * MP spent to cast the spell.
- Allows the creation of consummate fried egg, consummate bacon, and consummate french fries in Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen.
References
- "Self-Decapitating Nick," the person who sold "the cheapest sausage ever sold by a crooked sausage vendor," is a man you can meet in the distant future in the A Diseased Procurer adventure in Seaside Megalopolis. He will be selling grilled rats on sticks.
- Further, Nick is a reference to Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, a similarly sketchy street vendor in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Dibbler's chief stock in trade is, unsurprisingly, sausages.
