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{{battletop|image=rober.gif|a=a|name=grave rober|text=This is a grave rober. He steals things from graves. Well, mostly from the people ''in'' the graves.}}
{{battle|text=This is a grave rober. He steals things from graves. Well, mostly from the people ''in'' the graves.
|hit=He bangs you in the {{part}} with his spade. You now have pain in spades. {{ouch|2}}


He reaches over and steals a big hunk of your hair. I mean, hair ''is'' dead, after all. {{ouch|3}}


<center>He bangs you in the {{part}} with his spade. You now have pain in spades.  <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Argh! Ouch!'''</span>
He knocks you against a tombstone. You get pepperoni in your hair. {{ouch|3}}


He reaches over and steals a big hunk of your hair. I mean, hair is dead, after all. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Ow! Ouch! Ooh!'''</span>
He hits you in the {{part}} with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond. {{ouch|2}}
|miss=He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!


He knocks you against a tombstone. You get pepperoni in your hair. Ugh! Ugh! Oof!
He tries to steal your {{part}}, but realizes you're not dead.


He hits you in the {{part}} with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond.  <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Oof! Ooh!'''</span>
He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.
 
 
He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!
 
He tries to steal your face, but realizes you're not dead.


He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.
He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.
|critical=He spins around rapidly, extending his spade and his bag of stolen loot. The bag whacks up against your skull and the spade slices into your calf. You're still not dead, but you're not going for a walk anytime soon. {{ouch|2}}
|fumble=He starts to spin around rapidly, holding his bag and spade for a double-fisted strike! Fortunately, all that spinning makes him dizzy and he falls into one of the graves he's just dug up. Up which he has just dug.}}
{{acquire|item=dead guy's watch|chance=5.4%}}
{{acquire|item=grave robbing shovel|chance=8% ''or'' 50%[[#Notes|*]]}}
{{acquire|item=coffin lid|chance=2.4%}}
{{stat|4}}
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Occurs at [[The Unquiet Garves]].


He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.
==Notes==
 
*The drop rate for the [[grave robbing shovel]] is higher while you need it for [[The Wizard of Ego]] quest, as stated on the February 8, 2007 episode of the Jick & Skully radio show.  As a result, this is a conditional drop and cannot be guaranteed by a forced-drop attack.
 
{{acquire|3|image=watch.gif|item=dead guy's watch|num=4.9% chance}}
 
 
You gain 4 {{substat}}.</center>
 
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Occurs at [[The Misspelled Cemetary]].


==References==
==References==
*Hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades are the suits of a deck of cards.
*Hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades are the [[Wikipedia:Suit (cards)|suit]]s while an ace is a face value in a deck of [[Wikipedia:Playing card|card]]s.
*"...you're not his huckleberry" refers to a line spoken by the character ''[[Wikipedia:Doc_Holliday|Doc Holliday]]:'' in the 1993 ''[[Wikipedia:Revisionist_Western|Revisionist Western]]:'' ''[[Wikipedia:Tombstone_%28film%29|Tombstone]]:''
*"...you're not his huckleberry" refers to a line spoken by [[Wikipedia:Doc Holliday|Doc Holliday]] in the 1993 [[Wikipedia:Revisionist Western|Revisionist Western]], ''[[Wikipedia:Tombstone (film)|Tombstone]]''.
 
*The hit message with "pepperoni in your hair" is a reference to Tombstone frozen pizzas.
 
*The critical hit message refers to the plague village scene from ''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'' wherein  "I'm not dead! I think I'll go for a walk!" is exclaimed.
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Latest revision as of 20:35, 13 June 2015

grave rober You're fighting a grave rober

This is a grave rober. He steals things from graves. Well, mostly from the people in the graves.

Hit Message(s):

He bangs you in the <groin> with his spade. You now have pain in spades. Ow! Ow!

He reaches over and steals a big hunk of your hair. I mean, hair is dead, after all. Ow! Ouch! Eek!

He knocks you against a tombstone. You get pepperoni in your hair. Oof! Ooh! Oof!

He hits you in the <groin> with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond. Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He spins around rapidly, extending his spade and his bag of stolen loot. The bag whacks up against your skull and the spade slices into your calf. You're still not dead, but you're not going for a walk anytime soon. Ugh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!

He tries to steal your <groin>, but realizes you're not dead.

He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.

Fumble Message:

He starts to spin around rapidly, holding his bag and spade for a double-fisted strike! Fortunately, all that spinning makes him dizzy and he falls into one of the graves he's just dug up. Up which he has just dug. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: dead guy's watch (5.4% chance)*
You acquire an item: grave robbing shovel (8% or 50%* chance)*
You acquire an item: coffin lid (2.4% chance)*
You gain 4 <substat>.

Occurs at The Unquiet Garves.

Notes

  • The drop rate for the grave robbing shovel is higher while you need it for The Wizard of Ego quest, as stated on the February 8, 2007 episode of the Jick & Skully radio show. As a result, this is a conditional drop and cannot be guaranteed by a forced-drop attack.

References

  • Hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades are the suits while an ace is a face value in a deck of cards.
  • "...you're not his huckleberry" refers to a line spoken by Doc Holliday in the 1993 Revisionist Western, Tombstone.
  • The hit message with "pepperoni in your hair" is a reference to Tombstone frozen pizzas.
  • The critical hit message refers to the plague village scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail wherein "I'm not dead! I think I'll go for a walk!" is exclaimed.