Hobo Monkey

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Hobo Monkey
Hobo simian is an adorable li'l kleptomaniac.

Causes enemies to drop a lot more Meat

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Ability: Acts as a 1.25x weight Leprechaun, and steals 50-100 meat from your opponent

Throne/Bjorn: +25% Meat from Monsters, sometimes deals Hot Damage and delevels by 3-5

Hatchling: hobo monkey

Familiar-Specific Equipment: tiny bindle

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+4 Muscle statgain	+25% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• During combat:

  <name> climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?

  You gain 50−100 Meat.

• At the end of combat:

  <name> sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> leaps off his throne and burns it with his cigar for 15-25 damage, then blows smoke in its face. It coughs and looks weaker.

  Monster attack power reduced by 3-5

  Monster defense reduced by 3-5

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning <he>^[sic] with his cigar (15-25 damage) and yanking at <his> shoelaces (or whatever <he> has).

  Monster attack power reduced by 3-5

  Monster defense reduced by 3-5

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> relights his cigar, gives the tam a more rakish tilt, and winks at you.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> climbs to the top of the maypole and does a little dance on the finial.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> can't figure out how to smoke his cigar while wearing wax lips, and chatters angrily.

Arena Messages

• When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:

  <name> seems to be more interested in the contents of his opponent's pockets than in fighting.

Notes

• The monkey has a 1/3 chance of stealing meat each round until some is stolen.
• The monkey does not steal meat more than once per combat.
• The monkey can steal meat regardless of whether or not a foe drops it normally.
• The message at the end of combat appears only when the opponent drops meat.
• The amount of meat stolen is independent of the monkey's weight.

Sample meat drop increases based on weight

Weight	Meat drop bonus (%)
1	13.1
5	43.6
10	71.4
15	95.7
20	118.2
25	139.4
30	159.8
35	179.6
40	198.9
45	217.7
50	236.3
60	272.5
70	307.7
80	342.3
90	376.3
100	409.8

See Also

• Meat from Monsters