Hockey elemental

Hockey elemental
Monster ID	274
Locations	Camp Logging Camp (ultra-rarely)
Hit Points	80
Attack	55
Defense	49
No-Hit	65
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	elemental
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	unknown
Drops	hockey stick of furious angry rage
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 You're fighting a hockey elemental

Have you ever seen a cloud full of sentient, animated hockey equipment bent on beating the crap out of you? No? Well, then you've never seen one of these things.

Hit Message(s):

It bobs toward you and hits you in the mouth with a hockey stick, knocking out one of your teeth. Eek! Eek! Ouch!

It shoots a hockey puck at you, which gets comically lodged in your throat. Oof! Argh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It launches a puck at you, which you duck before you're struck. What luck!

He tries to hit you in the face with a hockey stick, but gets a penalty for high-sticking and has to stop.

Fumble Message:

The elemental tries to hit you with a puck, but you do this really cool trick with your hat and prevent it from damaging you. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: hockey stick of furious angry rage (100% chance)*

You gain 11 <substat>.

If you lose the fight:

You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, it drops a white ribbon.

You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)*

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Occurs at Camp Logging Camp, ultra-rarely.

Notes

• On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.

References

• Based on the stereotype of Canadians enjoying hockey, hence its presence within Little Canadia.
• The "hat trick" in the fumble message refers to different things in different sports; in hockey it represents scoring three goals in one game, at which point spectators throw their hats onto the ice.