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|text=This isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction. | |||
|hit=It bugs you in the {{part}}. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. {{ouch|4}} | |||
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}} | It catches you in its jaws and munches on your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}} | ||
|miss=It tries to bug you in the {{part}}, but you bug out before he can. | |||
It tries to munch on your {{part}}, but you step on it, even though it was your hero. | It tries to munch on your {{part}}, but you step on it, even though it was your hero. | ||
|critical=It unhinges its jaw and spews a seemingly neverending fountain of meat at you, which hits you in the {{part}}. Then, adding insult to injury, it evaporates before you can grab it. {{ouch|3}} | |||
|fumble=The bug tries to bite you, but collapses under the weight of its own meat.}} | |||
{{Data:{{PAGENAME}}|format=meat}} | |||
{{acquire|item=incredibly dense meat gem|chance=100%}} | |||
{{stat|12}} | |||
{{acquire | |||
{{ | ''If you lose the fight:'' | ||
<center>You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, it drops a white ribbon.</center> | |||
{{acquire|item=Consolation ribbon|chance=100%}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Treasury]] | Occurs at [[Cobb's Knob Treasury]], [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rarely]]. | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*On [[April | *On [[April Fools' Day|April Fool's Day, 2006]], this adventure appeared regularly for all users but [[fake infinite meat bug|dropped nothing]]. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
* The | *The fumble text makes a reference to the [[Wikipedia:They Might Be Giants|They Might Be Giants]] song ''Spider'', which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!" | ||
* The monster name and description refer to bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat | *The monster name and description refer to [[Bugmeat|bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat]]. | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Ultrarare Monsters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:27, 2 September 2025
| Infinite meat bug | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 230 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Treasury (ultra-rarely) |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 45 |
| Defense | 40 |
| No-Hit | 55 |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | 8,000-12,000 |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | incredibly dense meat gem |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an infinite meat bugThis isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.
Hit Message(s):
It bugs you in the <leg>. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <leg>. Eek! Ugh! Argh!
It unhinges its jaw and spews a seemingly neverending fountain of meat at you, which hits you in the <leg>. Then, adding insult to injury, it evaporates before you can grab it. Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
It tries to bug you in the <leg>, but you bug out before he can.
It tries to munch on your <leg>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.
The bug tries to bite you, but collapses under the weight of its own meat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 8,000-12,000 Meat. (average: 10000, stdev: 816.9)* |
 | You acquire an item: incredibly dense meat gem (100% chance)* |
| You gain 12 <substat>. |
If you lose the fight:
 | You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Treasury, ultra-rarely.
Notes
- On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
References
- The fumble text makes a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Spider, which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!"
- The monster name and description refer to bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat.
