Left-Hand Man

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Familiar number: 278
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Left-Hand Man
Offhand, I would say that the main thing this guy does is equip off-hands.

Allows you to equip an additional off-hand item.

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Ability: deals damage ranging from X to X+3, where X is the familiar's current weight

Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +10%, Heals 5-6 HP

Hatchling: sinistral homunculus

Familiar-Specific Equipment: N/A

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+3 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <name> careens into your opponent, bashing the <off-hand item> against him and dealing X damage.

  <name> smacks your opponents in the <part> with the <off-hand item> clutched in his... head... It deals X damage.

  <name> swats your opponents with the <off-hand item>, dealing X damage.

• After Combat:

  If the Left-Hand Man has nothing equipped:

  <name> looks around for something to put in his head hand.

  <name> grabs a discarded object from somewhere and hands it to you.

You acquire an item: rusty kettle bell

or

You acquire an item: glued-together crystal ball

or

You acquire an item: martini dregs

or

You acquire an item: flickering flashlight

or

You acquire an item: crumbling rabbit's foot

or

You acquire an item: outmoded fidget toy

or

You acquire an item: flimsy ski pole

or

You acquire an item: discarded finger painting

or

You acquire an item: old pizza box

or

You acquire an item: chipped coffee mug

or

You acquire an item: Left-hand man action figure

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <Name> reaches down and gives you a quick left-shoulder rub.

  You gain 5−6 hit points.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <Name> reaches down and gives you a quick left-shoulder rub.

  You gain 5−6 hit points.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  Wearing the tam,<Name> almost looks like a normal miniature human.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <Name> grabs the maypole with his head and swings around wildly.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  <Name> holds the wax lips between his fingers and his thumb and points them in various directions.

Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

• Cannot wield a weapon even if you have Double-Fisted Skull Smashing.
• Modified shortly after release to allow adventuring in The Spooky Gravy Burrow.
• Appears to attack every round for X to X+3 damage, where X is the familiar's weight.
• After combat items drop after every 9-10 combat adventures while the familiar has nothing equipped.
• Can drop an already-dropped item, resulting in having more than one.