Maximizing Your MP

Below is a comprehensive list of the best equipment to wear that directly affects your maximum MP.

Increasing your Mysticality also has an effect on your maximum MP, at a base ratio of one MP per Mysticality point. This ratio is improved to 1.5 MP per Mysticality point if you are a Pastamancer or a Sauceror.

For this reason, you may also be interested in the list of Mysticality Modifiers. They are not listed alongside these items due to the variable nature of the Mysticality-to-MP ratio.

Equipping a moxie magnet or wearing a pair of Travoltan trousers will use your Moxie to calculate your MP instead of your Mysticality. In regards to the Travoltan trousers, this only occurs when your Moxie exceeds your Mysticality. If wearing one of these items, you may wish to consult the list of Moxie Modifiers.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
Thunkula's drinking cap 250 (Saucerors only) zombie mariachi hat 150 (Accordion Thieves only) Mayor Ghost's toupee 125 (Pastamancers only) Covers-Your-Head 100 (Disco Bandits only) warbear plain fedora 50 duct tape fedora 40 beer helmet 40 willowy bonnet 40 jewel-eyed wizard hat 30 star hat 30 Hairpiece On Fire (based on Smithsness, min 5)	sea mantle 50 Cloak of Dire Shadows 40 sea cape 30	sea salt scrubs 400 wumpus-hair sweater 30 Kiss the Knob apron 5	hobo dungarees 500 Jeans of Loathing 500 drafty drawers 200 leggings of the Spider Queen 50 warbear party pants 50 bullet-proof corduroys 40 double-ice britches 40
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
frying brainpan 200 black kettle drum* 30 fluorescent lightbulb 30 finger cymbals 20 ga-ga radio* 20 tambourine 20	red wagon 300 frying brainpan 200 complicated device 111% and 111 stress ball 100 duct tape buckler 65 eelskin shield 55 Plush hamsterpus 50 slime-covered lantern 50 fluorescent lightbulb 30 Plush dogcat 30 finger cymbals 20 Operation Patriot Shield 20 Rain-Doh green lantern 20 tambourine 20 chalk chalice 15	Drunkula's ring of haze* 300 hopping socks* 200 moon-amber necklace* 200 tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress 100 gearbox necklace 50 spaghetti cult rosary 50 warbear goggles* 50 stainless steel suspenders 40 streetfighting champion's belt* 40 surgical mask 40 Bullet necklace 30 amulet of extreme plot significance 30 plastic vampire fangs* 30 solid baconstone ring* 30 shiny hood ornament 30	Disembodied Hand familiar with fluorescent lightbulb equipped 30
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
El Vibrato Relics 0-1000	Cancer Rising 100% Hair on Your Chest 50% Watch Out! 50% Space Cadet 50% Spirit Schooled 20% Electric, Kool 5-250 Bright! 100 Bolts about Candy 50 Juicy Boost 30 20-20 Second Sight 25 Grape Expectations 25 Magical Mojomuscular Melody 20 Hombre Muerto Caminando 20	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises 50% Blood Sugar Sauce Magic 30% (Saucerors only) Blood Sugar Sauce Magic 10% (non-Saucerors only) Marginally Insane 10% Cosmic Ugnderstanding 5% Irrepressible Spunk 5% Avatar of the Storm Tortoise 200 (Turtle Tamers only) Slimy Synapses 1-10 Thick-Skinned 10 Alien Source Code 5

Notes

• Slimy Synapses gives one maximum MP for each slime-soaked brain used, to a maximum of +10.
• The El Vibrato Relics must have one El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) inserted in the El Vibrato helmet for each 100 MP, for a maximum of +1000 MP.
• The passive percent boosters used to be multiplicative, but are now additive. See MP for details.
• This table describes only MP increasers; it would be more accurate to take MP due to Mysticality into account. Since almost all effects from items or skills are stackable, maximizers should also buff their Mysticality as much as possible. Choices usually only have to be made between what equipment to wear. From the MP page, Mysticality classes want to wear an outfit that has the maximum value of

1.5 × EquipmentMysticalityBuff + EquipmentMPBuff

whereas other classes should wear the outfit that has the maximum value of

EquipmentMysticalityBuff + EquipmentMPBuff

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