Passive Damage

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Adventurers, while industrious, sometimes have periods of laziness. In that case, they turn to passive damage! Does damage without the adventurer having to lift a finger! This damage is broken up into Extra Attacks and Stinging Damage. Familiars are listed comprehensively in a separate page, the Mad Hatrack, and the Fancypants Scarecrow article. Poison and Bleed are special types of damage caused by certain items, familiars, and skills and is covered on the pages for Poison Damage, or Bleed Damage respectively. As a general rule, decaying effects do initial damage which decays in successive combat rounds, and can stack with other decaying effects.

Extra Attacks

These sources, when equipped or in effect, can cause additional damage to the opponent each round of combat, even if you miss. They are sorted in the order the game displays their messages.

Source	Source Type	Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	How Often	Notes
Skeletal Warrior	Effect	9-12	30 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a skeleton If Skeletal Wizard is also in effect, damage includes 5-6 hot damage
Skeletal Cleric	Effect	9-12	30 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a skeleton If Skeletal Warrior is also in effect, damage is 5 points higher.
Skeletal Wizard	Effect	9-12	30 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a skeleton If Skeletal Cleric is also in effect, damage is 11 points higher
grape troll doll	Combat Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Item is not consumed
cinnamon troll doll	Combat Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Item is not consumed
blue raspberry troll doll	Combat Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Item is not consumed
can of sterno	Combat Item	10-20	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals 15-30 on initial use Can have multiple instances of passive damage
Vampieroghi	Pasta Thrall	Varied	Always		Pastamancer	100%	Damage is 1 to 2 times the thrall's level Also heals you for the same amount
Vermincelli	Pasta Thrall	Varied	Always		Pastamancer with a level 5 Vermincelli	100%	Damage is 0.5 to 1 times the thrall's level First attack each combat also deals Poison Damage of an equal amount
Lasagmbie	Pasta Thrall	Varied	Always		Pastamancer with a level 5 Lasagmbie	100%	Spooky Damage is 1 to 2 times the thrall's level
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	Accessory	1-10	Always		15 Mys	30%	Has 3 possible attacks 1-3 damage 4-6 damage 7-10 damage
shocked shell	Back Item	10-12	Always		50 Mus	100%	Bonus for Turtle Tamers only
Apoplectic with Rage	Skill (Effect)	1 to 2x player level	5 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland
Dizzy with Rage	Skill (Effect)	1 to 2x player level	5 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland
Quivering with Rage	Skill (Effect)	1 to 2x player level	5 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Obtained sometimes from casting Vent Rage Gland
cup of infinite pencils	Off-Hand Item	25-30	Always		175 Mus	100%	Meat from Monsters +15%
double-ice box	Off-Hand Item	10-20	Always		20 Mys	100%	All Spells Cast Are Cold Spell Damage +10%
Grey Guanon	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Always		15 Mys	100%	+5 Stench Damage
fiberglass fetish	Off-Hand Item	(0.33-0.5)*(Mus)	Always		40 Mus	100%	Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5) Deals extra damage each round of combat, for Seal Clubber only
smirking shrunken head	Off-Hand Item	3-5	Always		70 Mys	100%
Dinsey's radar dish	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	Varied	Always		100 Mus	100%	Damage increases each round Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
bottle opener belt buckle	Accessory	3-4	Always		65 Mys	?	Enchantment claims Damages Attacking Opponent Acts even if opponent misses.
Curse of the Black Pearl Onion	Effect (Food)	20-30 (+20-30)	1 turn	Item Loss, 1 Full	None	100%	Obtained from eating cursed black pearl onion
Bone Homie	Effect	10-20	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from Stabonic scroll Obtainable only once a day
Boner Battalion	Skill (Effect)	Varied (+Varied)	30 turns	200 MP	None	100%	Obtained from casting Summon "Boner Battalion" Obtainable only once a day Does (X + 2-3) of each type of damage per round, where X is the number of turns of Boner Battalion remaining
Rouse Sapling	Skill (Item)	Varied	1 turn	15 MP	Have a willowy bonnet equipped	4 rounds	Once per combat only Does no damage on cast, then 15, 30, 45, and 60 damage in subsequent rounds
Poison Damage	Various	Various	Various	Various	Various	Various	Poison damage can come from many different sources Damage diminishes each turn unless a new form of poison is introduced
Curse of Vichyssoise	Skill	Varied	1 turn	2 MP	None	100%	Sauceror Level 1 skill Does 2-3 damage every round, plus 2 damage per Cold Resistance Capped at +5 Cold Resist Only one Sauce Curse can be cast per fight
Curse of Marinara	Skill	Varied	1 turn	4 MP	None	100%	Sauceror Level 6 skill Does ~3% of the monster's attack in damage each round, healing you for the same amount As a Sauceror, defeating the monster with a spell heals you for 30% of the spell's damage, capped at 50 HP Only one Sauce Curse can be cast per fight
Sing	Skill	2-3	1 turn	1 MP	None	100%	AT starter skill Does 2-3 damage on cast Passive damage the next two rounds
Mr. Haggis	Off-Hand Item	4-5	Always		None	100%
old school calculator watch	Accessory	1-2	Always		None	?	This item chooses a random action every round: Damage of any element Delevel Heal Provide meat
dubious loincloth	Pants	40-50	Always		200 Mox	100%
muddy skirt	Pants	40-50	Always		200 Mox	100%
Long Live GORF	Effect (Food)	45-55?	3 turn	Item Loss, 1 Full	None	100%	Obtained from eating bag of GORF
Stringozzi Serpent	Skill	Varied	1 turn	13 MP	None	Varied	Does diminishing damage per round, until damage < 1
Candycaine powder	Combat Item	Varied	1 turn	Item Loss	None	100%	Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and number of pouches of candycaine powder used
pufferfish spine	Combat Item	Varied	1 turn	Item Loss	None	100%	Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and spines used Although it is called a poison, it is calculated separately from other poisons in effect
Hand in Glove	Accessory	10-20% of Smithness	Always		None	100%
Groll doll	Accessory	3-5, 3-5, 3-5, or 3-5	Always		None	60%	Has a chance of doing 1 of 3 actions: Damage Delevel by 3-5 Heal 3-5 HP
molten scrap metal	Combat Item	Varied	1 turn	Item Loss	None	3 rounds	Deals 20-30 damage twice in initial round Diminishing Hot Damage recurs for two additional rounds
possessed tomato	Combat Item	6-8	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%
hand grenegg	Combat Item	6-8	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	Combat Item	6-8	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%
Burning, Man	Effect	80-100	30 turns	3 thin black candles, 1 scroll of AFUE	Summoning Chamber accessible, demon name obtained from sinister ancient tablet	100%	Also damages player, unless the demon tattoo is the selected tattoo
Biologically Shocked	Effect	80-100 or 80-100	20 turns	Item Loss	None	50%	Obtained from using glowing syringe After each round of combat, does one extra effect: 80-100 Hot Damage 80-100 Cold Damage Stunning Delevel
Mayeaugh	Effect	3-5	10 turns		None	100%	Obtained from using glob of spoiled mayo
Goldenshöwer	Skill (Item)	10-20	Always	0 MP	Have bottle of Goldschnöckered equipped	100%
spooky alphabet block	Combat Item	???	1 turn	Item loss	None	100%	One possible effect of the blocks Must have at least 5 in inventory; 1 block is consumed
stapler bear	Off-Hand Item	3-5	Always		None	100%	Muscle+5
paint bomb	Combat Item	5-10 (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10)	Always	Item loss	None	100%
ant hoe	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant pick	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant pitchfork	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant rake	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
ant sickle	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	40%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +10-15 Meat from Monsters
fishy wand	Familiar Equipment	50-100	Always		None	?	Acts only underwater and for Water-breathing familiars only In combat, can sometimes: Do physical/elemental damage Steal Meat Stun Delevel
moveable feast	Familiar Equipment	0.5 to 1x weight	Always		None	35%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function Damage is chosen from element/physical that would do the most final damage +1 to Familiar Experience +5 to Familiar Weight
oversized fish scaler	Familiar Equipment	25-30	Always		None	33%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function
plastic pumpkin bucket	Familiar Equipment	0.5 to 1x weight	Always		None	35%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function Damage is chosen from element/physical that would do the most final damage +5 to Familiar Weight +13% Items from Monsters
tiny bowler	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	?	Damage is multipled against Group Monsters
tiny yam cannon	Familiar Equipment	50% monster HP	1 Turn		Own a Mayam Calendar	100%	Item comes from considering Fur, Lightning, Eyepatch, Yam from Consider the Calendar Item disappears at the end of the day
pint of sweat	Combat Item	10-15 (+10-15)	Always	Item Loss	None	100%
EVISCERATE!	Effect	10-20	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from wind-up Whatsian robot
Fangs and Pangs	Effect	5-10	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from wind-up vampire teeth Also restores the same amount of HP
crazy hobo notebook	Combat Item	8-10	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals damage to every monster you fight today in the zone where you used it
bag of gross foreign snacks	Combat Item	16-20	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals damage to every monster you fight today in the zone where you used it
Stinkybeard	Effect	16-20	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from beard incense
Permanent Halloween	Effect	16-20	10 turns		None	100%	Obtained from a spooky sound effects record
Barfpits	Effect	80-100	1 turn		None	100%	Obtained from monkey barf
nastygeist	Combat Item	16-20	Always	Item Loss	None	100%
Coal-Powered	Effect	20-30	20 turns		None	100%	Obtained from half-digested coal
small golem	Combat Item	10% monster HP	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Damage is 10% of base monster HP, capped at 5000. Item is only consumed on its use in a sixth combat.
Frigidalmatian	Skill (Effect)	(35-45)+(0.35*Mys)	1 turn	300 MP	None	100%	Obtained from casting Frigidalmatian
broken BRICKO brick	Combat Item	50-100	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals 500-1000 to BRICKO monsters
handful of bees	Combat Item	80-100	Always		None	100%	Can only be used once per combat
Soul Funk	Skill (Effect)	14-16??	10 turns	50 Soulsauce	Must be a Sauceror that knows Soul Saucery	100%	Obtained from casting Soul Funk
Summon Love Stinkbug	Skill	8-10 +(8-10)*	Always		Used a bottle of lovebug pheromones	100%	Effectiveness decreases with multiple uses in a day
chiffon chakram	Weapon (1H)	11	Always		None	100%	Moxie +10 +10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells
chiffon chamberpot	Off-Hand Item	11	Always		None	100%	Mysticality +10 +10 Sleaze Damage +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells
chiffon chapeau	Hat	11	Always		None	100%	+2 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Spooky Damage +10 Damage to Spooky Spells
chiffon chaps	Pants	11	Always		None	100%	+2 Moxie Stats Per Fight +10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells
chiffon chemise	Shirt	11	Always		None	100%	+2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10 Cold Damage +10 Damage to Cold Spells
fiberglass foil	Weapon (1H)	(0.33-0.5)*(Mus)	Always		40 Mus	100%	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 to Monster Level Deals extra damage at start of fight, for Turtle Tamer only Restores MP equal to half the extra damage dealt
fiberglass fannypack	Accessory	(10-20)+(Mys/5)	Always		40 Mys	100%	-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) +15 Sleaze Damage Deals extra damage 3 times each round of combat, for Pastamancer only May not equip more than one
fiberglass frock	Back item	Varied	Always		40 Mus	100%	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Maximum MP +20 Makes it so dealing Cold Damage causes ongoing additional Cold Damage, for Sauceror only
Bake	Skill	Varied	Always	5 MP	Avatar of Jarlsberg	100%	The damage dealt is 10 on average at zero Hot Resistance, otherwise 10 + 5 x Hot Resistance on average.
Conspiratorial Whispers	Skill	Varied	Always	25 MP		100%	Damage dealt is your current familiar's weight, rounded randomly Skill from The Machine (with Turtle Tamer and Disco Bandit in chambers)
Bleed Damage	Various	Various	Various	Various	Various	Various	Bleed damage can come from many different sources
Fragile Christmas ornament	Combat Item	Increasing	Always	Item Loss	None	100%	Deals 4(1.5X) damage initially where X starts at 0 but increases by 1 after every turn
Pygmy Drinking Buddy	Effect	Varied	15 Turns		None	100%	Obtained from a pygmy phone number Damage is based on total drunkenness acquired while this effect is active. See notes
Little Mouse Skull Buddy	Effect	2-4	15 Turns		None	50%	Obtained from a mouse skull
Cyclonic Filth	Skill (Effect)	8-11	1 Turn		None	100%	Obtained from casting Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area when using industrial fire extinguisher in combat
Sweat Spray	Skill (Item)	8-12	Always	3 Sweat	Have designer sweatpants equipped	100%
Filthy child leash	Familiar Equipment	10-12	Always		None	100%	Does not interfere with regular familiar function +5 to Familiar Weight
Gas can	Combat Item	Decaying	Decays	Item loss	None	100%	Initially deals 25% of the enemy hit points in hot damage, and decays by 60% for each following turn
Warbear laser beacon	Accessory	Varied (+Varied) (+Varied) (+Varied) (+Varied)	Always		Disco Bandits	100%	Deals 3 x (1 + Disco Momentum) passive prismatic damage to monsters each round
Half-digested rat	Combat Item	9-14	Always	Item loss	None	100%
Aura of Fire	Effect	Varied	Varied		Learn to build a leaf fire in your campground	100%	Obtained from jumping into Burning Leaves Duration is equal to the amount of leaves burned (without generating an item) before jumping into the flames Damage dealt is roughly 0.75 to 1.25 multiplied by the remaining amount of turns of Aura of Fire
Jar of frostigkraut	Off-Hand	10-15	Always		35 Mys	100%	+10 Cold Damage
Handful of napalm	Combat Item	?	Always		None	100%	Deals 100 on initial use Deals ? damage to yourself every turn as well

Stinging Damage

These sources, when equipped or in effect, will cause additional damage to the opponent only if the opponent successfully attacks you. It is entirely possible that even if the stinging damage does enough damage to kill the opponent, you can still die and lose the combat from the opponent's attack. They are sorted in the order the game displays their messages.

Source	Source Type	Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	How Often	Notes
acid-squirting flower	Accessory	3-5	Always		10 Mys	100%
balloon shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2-3	Always		10 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +3
double-ice cap	Hat	10-20	Always		20 Mox	100%	Also stuns the monster for the next round Only works once per fight
Drenched With Filth	Effect	40-50	20 turns	Item Loss	None	100%	Obtained from concentrated garbage juice +75 Stench Damage
ironic oversized sunglasses	Accessory	8-10	Always		5 Mys	100%
hippy protest button	Accessory	7-9	Always		65 Mys	100%
hot plate	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2-4	Always		15 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +3 +3 Hot Damage
Ol' Scratch's stove door	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	40-50	Always		200 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +15 +20 Hot Damage
Oscus's garbage can lid	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	40-50	Always		200 Mus	100%	Damage Reduction: +15 +20 Stench Damage
Unkillable Skeleton's shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	100 + (10*X)	Always		100 Mus	100%	Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) Maximum MP -300 X is your total Skill MP Cost Modifiers.
parasitic headgnawer	Hat	Varied	Always		None	100%	Varies based on player level and Yuletide Mutations
Stuck-Up Hair	Effect	2-4?	5 turns	1 plasma ball charge	None	?	Obtained by resting with a blue plasma ball
Psalm of Pointiness	Skill (AT Buff)	4-8	5-15 turns	15 MP	None	100%	Also delevels 1-5ML when player is hit
Jalapeño Saucesphere	Skill (S Buff)	1-5	5-15 turns	5 MP	None	100%	Sauce spells restore HP
Scarysauce	Skill (S Buff)	2-10	5-15 turns	10 MP	None	100%	So-So Cold and Sleaze Resistance
cannonball charrrm bracelet	Accessory	100-120	Always		80 Mys	25%	Causes 10-18 points of player damage on activation
Jabañero Saucesphere	Effect	1-5	Special		None	100%	No longer castable Effect attainable through hookah et al.
groovy prism necklace	Accessory	5 (+5) (+5) (+5) (+5)	Always		60 Mys	50%
eelskin pants	Pants	30-40*	Always		85 Mox	100%	Passive damage underwater adventuring only Mysticality +5%
eelskin hat	Hat	30-40*	Always		85 Mys	100%	Passive damage underwater adventuring only Bonus Spell Damage +15%
eelskin shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	30-40*	Always		85 Mus	100%	Passive damage underwater adventuring only Maximum HP +55 Maximum MP +55 Damage Reduction: +13
spiky turtle shoulderpads	Accessory	5-10	Always		50 Mus	100%	Does damage twice. Damage Absorption +75
It's Electric!	Effect	30-40*	15 turns	Item Loss	None	100%	Obtained from eel battery Damage is 60-80 for underwater adventuring
Summon Mayfly Swarm	Skill	Varied	1 turn		None	?	Enabled by wearing a mayfly bait necklace Passive damage is one of many effects of the swarm (see article)
Smokin'	Effect	6-8	10 turns	Item Loss	None	100%	Obtained from cheap cigar butt
Spiky Frozen Hair	Effect	40-60	20 turns	Item Loss	None	100%	Obtained from frozen shampoo-conditioner|-
Feeling Nervous	Skill (Emotionally Chipped)	20% of the monster's current HP	20 turns		None	100%	Castable thrice per day.
Tailbone shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	80-100	Always		200 Mus	100%	+40 Stench Damage Damage Reduction: +16
SMOOCH breastplate	Shirt	8-10	Always		37 Mus	100%	Damage Absorption +40 Stinging damage is doubled while wearing the full SMOOCH Army Uniform
SMOOCH codpiece	Pants	8-10	Always		25 Mox	100%	Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Absorption +20 Stinging damage is doubled while wearing the full SMOOCH Army Uniform
SMOOCH bracers	Accessory	8-10	Always		27 Mys	100%	Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Absorption +15 Stinging damage is doubled while wearing the full SMOOCH Army Uniform
SMOOCH kneepads	Accessory	8-10	Always		30 Mys	100%	Damage Reduction: 10 Stinging damage is doubled while wearing the full SMOOCH Army Uniform
SMOOCH spaulders	Accessory	8-10	Always		32 Mys	100%	Damage Absorption +25 Stinging damage is doubled while wearing the full SMOOCH Army Uniform
Gummi Badass	Effect	1-6 (+1-6) (+1-6) (+1-6) (+1-6)	5 Turns		None	100%	Obtained from a gummi fang
Crown of thorns	Hat	?	Always		None	?
Defective Childrens' Stapler	Familiar	?	Always		None	? (Presumably based on weight)
Dire Cassava	Familiar	?	Always		None	? (Presumably based on weight)
Explosion of Color	Effect	6-8 (+6-8) (+6-8) (+6-8) (+6-8)	25 Turns		None	100%	Obtained from using (from the inventory) an autumnic bomb

See Also

• Poison Damage
• Bleed Damage

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