Hippy protest button

hippy protest button

This is a button that reads "You can't hug your children with automatic crossbows." It's so amazingly stupid that any enemy who reads it will suffer a small amount of physical damage from dying brain cells.

Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 65
Selling Price: 45 Meat.

Damages Attacking Opponent

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: hippy protest mindys)

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Obtained From

The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

War Hippy Baker

War Hippy Infantryman

War Hippy Rigger

Notes

• When a monster successfully hits you in combat:

Your opponent gets a good look at your protest button, and the dumb slogan deals 7-9 damage.

• Can be traded in for 1 quarter at the wartime Frat House.

References

• The button is a reference to the bumper sticker "You can't hug children with nuclear arms."
• The plural is a reference to the Animaniacs characters Buttons and Mindy.

See Also

• Passive Damage

Collection

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• #9: Caldric (#1092303) - 1,416
• #10: lassaebola (#1989714) - 1,378

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