Ironic oversized sunglasses
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ironic oversized sunglasses
This is a pair of shades that covers approximately two thirds of your face. They're good for looking either like a microcephalic state trooper, or like the kind of douchebag who thinks the more he dresses like a douchebag, the less obvious his douchery will be.
Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 5
Selling Price: 5 Meat.Damages Attacking Opponent
NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.
(In-game plural: pairs of ironic oversized sunglasses)
Obtained From
- Familiar
- blue-haired girl (Combat encounter with the Mini-Hipster)
Notes
- When a monster successfully hits you in combat:
- Your opponent takes 8-10 damage from the intense douchiness of your sunglasses.
References
- The "microcephalic state trooper" is Ben Stiller's David Starsky from Starsky & Hutch.
- In MS Paint Adventures, Dave Strider wears Starsky's glasses to ironically dress like a douchebag.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: abcq2 (#2199863) - 354
- 🥈: Taylorwulf (#2062028) - 258
- 🥉: SmugHipster (#2335444) - 191
- #4: Violet42 (#1599579) - 185
- #5: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 111
- #6: Hoonk (#1919636) - 66
- #7: Artie Effham (#976900) - 41
- #8: nWo4Life (#1109580) - 33
- #9: HotCha0 (#2005407) - 28
- #10: testostronaut (#1407937) - 27
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