Stapler bear

stapler bear

This is a rough simulacrum of a teddy bear, made out of a bunch of staplers, pens, and binder clips. Toddlers in middle management sleep with one of these by their pillows.

Type: off-hand item
Cannot be discarded

Muscle +5

(In-game plural: stapler bears)

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Item number: 4902
Description ID: 943145773
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Crimbo 2010

Message from Uncle Crimbo

Notes

• Inflicts 3-5 damage every round of combat:

With an adorable ka-CHUNK, your bear staples him for 3-5 damage.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Passive Damage

Collection

• 🥇: Noodle_Mage (#385852) - 123
• 🥈: hotdeth (#1722417) - 101
• 🥉: Tiny Plastic Grimmy (#1071066) - 69
• #4: Wubbie (#350648) - 59
• #5: CaptainUrsus (#1040326) - 51
• #6: Larry Trousers (#720527) - 50
• #7: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 37
• #8: thE tRAveLiNg RetArD (#542986) - 27
• #9: Nikademus (#95105), Skent (#1076753) - 11

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