One of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations

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One of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations
Monster ID	1632
Locations	The Mansion of Dr. Weirdeaux
Hit Points	Special
Attack	Special
Defense	Special
Initiative	35+5*(number of monsters defeated)/Always (when cheetah part is included)
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	spooky
Resistance	Special
Monster Parts	head, tail, torso
Drops	experimental serum P-00
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting one of Doctor Weirdeaux's creations

This horrifying beast has the head of an Alligator and the butt of a Bat.

You think you can also identify some parts from a Shark and a Hedgehog and a Shark and a Shark and a Leopard in there.

Hit Message(s):

It opens a heavy eyelid somewhere on its horrific body and just... stares at you. It's... almost hopeful. Like it's just waiting for you to destroy it. You recoil in horror. Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It lets loose a wail that manages to be mournful and gurgly at the same time. You shudder. Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)

It either bites, claws, or stampedes your elbow. The fact that you can't tell which is pretty unnerving... Ooh! Argh! (spooky damage)

It doesn't even attack you, you're just overcome by the horror of its very existence. Eek! Ow! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It pauses for a moment, paralyzed by the horror of its own existence.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: experimental serum P-00 (% chance)*

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Occurs at The Mansion of Dr. Weirdeaux.

Notes

• This monster has randomly generated parts, which give it special abilities.
• As you defeat more of these monsters, they get more powerful and begin to gain parts from more animals. An Agent Mauve can be used to reset the difficulty.
• The first monster contains no body parts.
• When a monster contains body parts, the intro will conclude with this message, with "and [a] <animal>" being repeated for each body part:

  You think you can also identify some parts from [a] <animal> and [a] <animal> and [a] <animal>... in there.

• The experimental serum P-00 is a special post-combat drop, which may occur even if the monster is insta-killed.
• The monster's initiative drops to 0 ("Never wins initiative") after the first round, so you can always run away from one if you survive the first round.
• If the monster is stunned or staggered, most of its body parts will not act. The exception is the Wolf body part, which howls every round no matter what.
• This monster has base 10% physical and elemental resistance. A single Elephant part in the body raises the elemental resistance to 60%; two Elephant parts in the body raise the elemental resistance to 100%.
• The initial damage inflicted by the Alligator or Tiger head ignores your Damage Reduction, Damage Absorption, and even Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord.

Heads

• Heads automatically attack you at the start of combat.

Head	Animal	Special Effect
	Tiger	The tiger head bits[sic] a pretty significant chunk out of your midsection. You lose some hit points. (30% of max HP)
	Cobra	The cobra head plunges its fangs into your jugular. You acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (duration: 10 Adventures)
	Gorilla	The gorilla part of this thing raises a massive hairy fist and pounds you flat. You acquire an effect: Flattened (duration: 1 Adventure)
	Goat	The monster charges you and rams you right in the forehead with its goat heat[sic]. You acquire an effect: Konked on the Head (duration: 1 Adventure)
	Pufferfish	The pufferfish portion of the monster pokes you with its paralytic tendrils. You acquire an effect: Partially Paralyzed (duration: 1 Adventure)
	Giraffe	The giraffe part of the creature leans down to bite you, but since you're not a bunch of leaves, it loses interest.
	Frog	You can't use that item -- this thing would just snatch it from you with its horrifying frog tongue before you even got a chance to use it. (Blocks combat items)
	Alligator	The alligator head on this thing bites you neatly in half. You lose some hit points. (50% of max HP)
	Naked Mole Rat	The mole rat part of this thing look[sic] at you. It's horrible! You lose some hit points. (spooky damage) (130% of max HP, reduced by spooky resistance)
	Jellyfish	Sometimes blocks your actions: The jellyfish interrupts what you were trying to do by stinging you in the <throat> with one of its venomous tendrils. Ow!

Bodies

Body Segment	Animal	Special Effect
	Shark	Multiplies Monster Attack by 1.2
	Leopard	Multiplies Monster Defense by 1.2
	Bear	Multiplies Monster HP by an 1.2
	Bee	Sometimes dodges attacks (or any skill that makes an attack, like Thrust-Smack) The horrible beast flies out of reach of your attack.
	Snail	Reflects spells Your spell bounces off of the horrible beast's snail shell and hits you!
	Cheetah	Always gets the jump
	Hedgehog	Deals damage when hit with melee attacks You poke yourself on the horrible beast's hedgehog needles. Ow! You lose ?174? hit points.
	Wolf	Passively deals spooky damage each round A muffled howl emerges from inside the wolf part of the monster. You shudder. You lose some hit points. (spooky damage)
	Elephant	Adds 50% elemental resistance

Butts

Butt	Animal	Special Effect
	Rhinocerous[sic]	Deals physical damage each round (10% of current HP): The monster swats you with its rhinoceros tail while trampling you with its rhinoceros feet. You lose some hit points.
	Spider	Sprays webs on you each round. If not already Webbed: The monster's spider butt squirts sticky webs all over you. You acquire an effect: Webbed (duration: 1 Adventure) If Webbed: The monster's spider butt sprays more web on you, tangling you up even more. You acquire an effect: Webbed (duration: 1 Adventure)
	Fire Ant	Does Hot damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by Hot resistance): The beast sprays a bunch of fire out of its fire ant butt. You're pretty sure that is not how fire ants even work. You lose some hit points. (hot damage)
	Penguin	Does Cold damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by Cold resistance): It swats you with its freezing penguin tail. You lose some hit points. (cold damage)
	Skunk	Does Stench damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by stench resistance): The skunk butt part of it does what skunk butts do. You lose some hit points. (stench damage)
	Bat	Does Spooky damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by spooky resistance): The spooky bat butt part of it flaps its spooky bat wings menacingly in your direction. You lose some hit points. (spooky damage)
	Leech	Does Sleaze damage each round (30% of current HP, reduced by sleaze resistance): It slaps you with its slimy leech butt. Yech. You lose some hit points. (sleaze damage)
	Rattlesnake	Prevents familiar actions: The beast rattles its rattle, and <Familiar> cowers in fear. Does spooky damage each round (50% of current HP, reduced by spooky resistance): It rattles its rattle at you. Man, that's an unnerving sound. You lose some hit points. (spooky damage)
	Scorpion	Poisons you each round: The scorpion tail pokes you and injects you full of poison. You acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (duration: 3 Adventures)
	Octopus	Prevents the use of combat skills: As you're about to use that skill, the octopus part of the horrible creature sprays a bunch of ink in your eyes, blinding you.