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type=weapon (1-handed club)| | type=weapon (1-handed club)| | ||
power=70| | power=70| | ||
powertype=Damage| | |||
stat=Muscle| | stat=Muscle| | ||
statreq=20| | statreq=20| | ||
outfit=Frat Boy Ensemble| | outfit=Frat Boy Ensemble| | ||
pieces=3| | |||
autosell=90| | autosell=90| | ||
enchantment=+4 {{element|Sleaze}}}} | enchantment=+4 {{element|Sleaze}}}} | ||
== | ==Obtained From== | ||
;[[Orcish Frat House]] | |||
:[[Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)]] | |||
:''[[Purple Hazers]]'' | |||
:''[[Murder by Death]]'' | |||
:''[[Oh Yeah!]]'' (with [[Comprehensive Cartography]]) | |||
;[[Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)]] | |||
:''[[Rosie the Carpenter]]'' | |||
==Messages== | ==Messages== | ||
*''[[Player Hit Messages|Weapon-Specific Hit Messages]]'': | *''[[Player Hit Messages|Weapon-Specific Hit Messages]]'': | ||
{{Hit Message|You accidentally turn your | {{Hit Message|You accidentally turn your Orcish frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage.}} | ||
{{Hit Message|You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that.}} | {{Hit Message|You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that.}} | ||
{{Hit Message|You smack <it> with your | {{Hit Message|You smack <it> with your Orcish frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage.}} | ||
{{Hit Message|You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage.}} | |||
==References== | |||
*The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the [[roofie]] item. | |||
==History== | |||
* Up until around March 29, 2019, this item was called the "homoerotic frat-paddle". The name was silently changed to "Orcish frat-paddle", in acknowledgment that the gay joke really wasn't funny. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Bonus | *[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] | ||
==Zapping== | ==Zapping== | ||
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==Collection== | ==Collection== | ||
<collection> | <collection>241</collection> | ||
[[Category:Melee Weapons]] | [[Category:Melee Weapons]] | ||
[[Category:1-Handed Weapons]] | [[Category:1-Handed Weapons]] | ||
[[Category:Clubs]] | [[Category:Clubs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:16, 29 August 2021
Orcish frat-paddle
This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 7 - 14
Muscle Required: 20
Outfit: Frat Boy Ensemble (3 items)
Selling Price: 90 Meat.
(In-game plural: Orcish frat-paddles)
Obtained From
- Orcish Frat House
- Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
- Purple Hazers
- Murder by Death
- Oh Yeah! (with Comprehensive Cartography)
- Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
- Rosie the Carpenter
Messages
You accidentally turn your Orcish frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. ZOT! BAM! SOCKO!
You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. WHAM! BIFF! BIFF!
You smack <it> with your Orcish frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. BOOF! SPLAT! WHACK!
You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. BOINK! BARF! BIFF!
References
- The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the roofie item.
History
- Up until around March 29, 2019, this item was called the "homoerotic frat-paddle". The name was silently changed to "Orcish frat-paddle", in acknowledgment that the gay joke really wasn't funny.
See Also
Zapping
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Orcish frat-paddle | Orcish baseball cap | Orcish cargo shorts |
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Collection
- 🥇: Ilena Whitethorn (#2199691) - 42,887
- 🥈: Orbix (#288678) - 30,000
- 🥉: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 23,096
- #4: Grandpa Fussandput (#478563) - 18,863
- #5: George Gay (#655334) - 10,000
- #6: Merric (#689384) - 8,524
- #7: anakha (#109869) - 7,361
- #8: Seriu (#517640) - 7,076
- #9: ToriForte (#186725) - 6,589
- #10: Pastahead (#486552) - 4,092
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