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type=weapon (1-handed club)|
power=70|
power=70|
powertype=Damage|
stat=Muscle|
stat=Muscle|
statreq=20|
statreq=20|
outfit=Frat Boy Ensemble|
outfit=Frat Boy Ensemble|
pieces=3|
autosell=90|
autosell=90|
enchantment=+4 {{element|Sleaze}}}}
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==Messages==
==Messages==
*''[[Player Hit Messages|Weapon-Specific Hit Messages]]'':
*''[[Player Hit Messages|Weapon-Specific Hit Messages]]'':
{{Hit Message|You accidentally turn your homoerotic frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You accidentally turn your Orcish frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that.}}
{{Hit Message|You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that.}}
{{Hit Message|You smack <it> with your homoerotic frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You smack <it> with your Orcish frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage.}}
{{Hit Message|You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage.}}


==References==
==References==
*The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the [[roofie]] item.
*The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the [[roofie]] item.
==History==
* Up until around March 29, 2019, this item was called the "homoerotic frat-paddle".  The name was silently changed to "Orcish frat-paddle", in acknowledgment that the gay joke really wasn't funny.


==See Also==
==See Also==

Latest revision as of 21:16, 29 August 2021

Orcish frat-paddle
Orcish frat-paddle

This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 7 - 14
Muscle Required: 20

Outfit: Frat Boy Ensemble
  (3 items)


Selling Price: 90 Meat.

+4 Sleaze Damage


(In-game plural: Orcish frat-paddles)
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Item number: 241
Description ID: 694527990
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Obtained From

Orcish Frat House
Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
Purple Hazers
Murder by Death
Oh Yeah! (with Comprehensive Cartography)
Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
Rosie the Carpenter

Messages

You accidentally turn your Orcish frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. SMACK! POW! BIFF!
You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. BAM! BONK! SOCKO!
You smack <it> with your Orcish frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. SPLAT! BAM! KERBLAM!
You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. BIFF! KERBLAM! BONK!

References

  • The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the roofie item.

History

  • Up until around March 29, 2019, this item was called the "homoerotic frat-paddle". The name was silently changed to "Orcish frat-paddle", in acknowledgment that the gay joke really wasn't funny.

See Also

Zapping

Orcish frat-paddle | Orcish baseball cap | Orcish cargo shorts

Collection

  • 🥇: Ilena Whitethorn (#2199691) - 42,887
  • 🥈: Orbix (#288678) - 30,000
  • 🥉: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 23,096
  • #4: Grandpa Fussandput (#478563) - 18,863
  • #5: George Gay (#655334) - 10,000
  • #6: Merric (#689384) - 8,524
  • #7: anakha (#109869) - 7,361
  • #8: Seriu (#517640) - 7,076
  • #9: ToriForte (#186725) - 6,589
  • #10: Pastahead (#486552) - 4,092

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