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You swim up to a trio of roller skates. They're lifting little skate weights, smoking underwater cigarettes, and generally looking tough. | You swim up to a trio of roller skates. They're lifting little skate weights, smoking underwater cigarettes, and generally looking tough. | ||
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"Oh, look," one of them says, "it's an airbreather with one of the ice skate's blades. Look out, fellas, he might break out in a dance number!" | "Oh, look," one of them says, "it's an airbreather with one of the ice skate's blades. Look out, fellas, he might break out in a dance number!" | ||
"Wow," you say, "you guys sure are tough. But I'll let you in on a secret: I have opposable thumbs, a bad attitude, and I don't know a single step of choreography. The only dance I know ends with blood in the water, so are you ready to tango?" | "Wow," you say, "you guys sure are tough. But I'll let you in on a secret: I have opposable thumbs, a bad attitude, and I don't know a ''single step'' of choreography. The only dance I know ends with blood in the water, so are you ready to tango?" | ||
"O-okay," the roller skate stammers, "I'm not sure what half of that means, but we don't want no trouble. We'll clear out, okay?" The skates turn and leave, muttering amongst themselves. | "O-okay," the roller skate stammers, "I'm not sure what half of that means, but we don't want no trouble. We'll clear out, okay?" The skates turn and leave, muttering amongst themselves. | ||
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Occurs at [[A Rumble Near the Fountain]] with a [[skate blade]] equipped. | |||
Latest revision as of 06:05, 8 October 2009
You swim up to a trio of roller skates. They're lifting little skate weights, smoking underwater cigarettes, and generally looking tough.
"Oh, look," one of them says, "it's an airbreather with one of the ice skate's blades. Look out, fellas, he might break out in a dance number!"
"Wow," you say, "you guys sure are tough. But I'll let you in on a secret: I have opposable thumbs, a bad attitude, and I don't know a single step of choreography. The only dance I know ends with blood in the water, so are you ready to tango?"
"O-okay," the roller skate stammers, "I'm not sure what half of that means, but we don't want no trouble. We'll clear out, okay?" The skates turn and leave, muttering amongst themselves.
Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain with a skate blade equipped.
