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*This is a reference to Howland Owl, the comic strip ''[[wikipedia:Pogo (comic strip)|Pogo]].'' He occasionally wore a wizard hat, was prone to harebrained schemes, and had both sharp interest in, and a poor grasp of, science. | *This is a reference to Howland Owl, the comic strip ''[[wikipedia:Pogo (comic strip)|Pogo]].'' He occasionally wore a wizard hat, was prone to harebrained schemes, and had both sharp interest in, and a poor grasp of, science. | ||
*The ''old routine'' is a reference to Abbot and Costello's [[wikipedia:Who's on First?|"Who's on first?"]] | |||
Revision as of 06:21, 5 August 2013
| Swamp owl | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1350 |
| Locations | The Weird Swamp Village |
| Hit Points | 46 |
| Attack | 56 |
| Defense | 48 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, torso, wing |
| Drops | dilapidated wizard hat, moonberry wine cooler |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a swamp owlYou suddenly get the feeling that you're being watched. This is because a huge, filthy-looking owl is perched on a nearby tree branch, staring at you with his wild yellow eyes. For some reason, he's wearing a bedraggled conical wizard-type hat, with stars and moons on it, presumably scavenged from the nearby ruined wizard tower.
"Who?" the owl asks you.
"Ugh," you reply, "let's not start that old routine."
The owl shrugs, and launches himself at you talons-first with a shriek.
Hit Message(s):
The owl pecks at your eyes with his sharp beak. To add insult to injury, his breath smells like rotten mice. Oof! Ugh! Oof!
The owl blasts you with a fireball, and appears to be as surprised by this turn of events as you are. Ouch! Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)
The owl devises a sneaky plan with which to destroy you; it works out a lot better than his plans usually do. Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
Rather than attempt to outsmart you with science, the owl gives in to his natural raptor instincts and just claws the hell out of your face with his talons. Argh! Ow! Oof! Ooh!
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The owl tries to peck out your eyes, but fortunately you're facing the wrong direction.
The owl tries to shoot a fireball at you, but he's a man beast of science and doesn't actually believe in that magical malarkey. Consequently, nothing happens.
The owl devises a sneaky plan with which to destroy you, but the vagaries of random chance and his own over-confidence cause it to be unsuccessful.
The owl stops to lecture you on some scientific topic. Since he doesn't actually speak English, you have no idea what point he's trying to make, but you're pretty sure he doesn't know what he's talking about regardless.
not known
 | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
 | You acquire an item: dilapidated wizard hat |
 | You acquire an item: moonberry wine cooler |
Occurs at The Weird Swamp Village.
References
- This is a reference to Howland Owl, the comic strip Pogo. He occasionally wore a wizard hat, was prone to harebrained schemes, and had both sharp interest in, and a poor grasp of, science.
- The old routine is a reference to Abbot and Costello's "Who's on first?"
