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You open a door at the back of the factory that's marked "Break Room -- Taking a Break Would Be Unwise." Inside, you see an elf standing on a chair, addressing a little group of fellow elves. "Brothers! Sisters! Second cousins!" he says. "Why is it that the hardest-working elves among us get paid the same as the laziest? If you work twice as fast as the next elf, your reward is you do twice as much work in a day! I say we cast off the chains of high expectations! Break the manacles of living up to personal potential! We should all work barely enough to not get fired, and get paid barely enough to not quit!" | You open a door at the back of the factory that's marked "Break Room -- Taking a Break Would Be Unwise." Inside, you see an elf standing on a chair, addressing a little group of fellow elves. "Brothers! Sisters! Second cousins!" he says. "Why is it that the hardest-working elves among us get paid the same as the laziest? If you work twice as fast as the next elf, your reward is you do twice as much work in a day! I say we cast off the chains of high expectations! Break the manacles of living up to personal potential! We should all work barely enough to not get fired, and get paid barely enough to not quit!" | ||
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Hmm. You'd better attack the seditious sonofabitch before you're forced to admit that he kind of has a point. | Hmm. You'd better attack the seditious sonofabitch before you're forced to admit that he kind of has a point. | ||
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Occurs in the [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009)]] (after | Occurs in the [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009)]] (after 49 combats). | ||
Latest revision as of 23:47, 17 December 2009
You open a door at the back of the factory that's marked "Break Room -- Taking a Break Would Be Unwise." Inside, you see an elf standing on a chair, addressing a little group of fellow elves. "Brothers! Sisters! Second cousins!" he says. "Why is it that the hardest-working elves among us get paid the same as the laziest? If you work twice as fast as the next elf, your reward is you do twice as much work in a day! I say we cast off the chains of high expectations! Break the manacles of living up to personal potential! We should all work barely enough to not get fired, and get paid barely enough to not quit!"
Hmm. You'd better attack the seditious sonofabitch before you're forced to admit that he kind of has a point.
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Occurs in the Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009) (after 49 combats).
