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| {{NeedsConfirm|comment=Need to fine tune the initiation Muscle values for task 2 onwards<br>Also needs proper item types/quantities for first task reward}} | | {| cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" |
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| <center>[[Image:smackdown.gif]]</center>
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| | | [[File:strainer_f.gif|link=Torg, the Trainer]] |
| | | [[File:paco_f.gif|link=Olaf the Janitor]] |
| | | [[File:store_f.gif|link=The Smacketeria]] |
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| | | [[File:schief_f.gif|link=Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown]] |
| | | [[File:malus.gif|link=The Malus of Forethought]] |
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| | | [[File:leftguy_f.gif|link=Grignr, the Seal Clubber]] |
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| | | [[File:rightguy_f.gif|link=Terri, the Turtle Tamer]] |
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| | | colspan="5" | [[File:bottom_f.gif|link=Right Side of the Tracks]] |
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| [[The Brotherhood of the Smackdown]] is the guild for [[Muscle]]-based classes and is located in [[Seaside Town]] on the [[Right Side of the Tracks]]. Here, [[Seal Clubber]]s and [[Turtle Tamer]]s learn new skills and buy their terrible toys. [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]] level 9 and above with access to the Shadowy Store may also shop at the Smacketeria. | | [[The Brotherhood of the Smackdown]] is the guild for [[Muscle]]-based classes and is located in [[Seaside Town]] on the [[Right Side of the Tracks]]. Here, [[Seal Clubber]]s and [[Turtle Tamer]]s learn new skills and buy their terrible toys. [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]] level 9 and above with access to the Shadowy Store may also shop at the Smacketeria. |
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| =Initiation=
| | The Brotherhood of the Smackdown includes: |
| <center>[[Image:schief_f.gif]]<br/>'''Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown'''</center>
| | * [[Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown]] |
| Gunther decides whether or not you may enter the guild by giving you tasks and judging your ability to complete them. Upon completion of the first three tasks, you are eligible to be trained by Torg the Trainer. Upon completion of the fourth task, you are permitted to purchase items from the Smacketeria.
| | * [[Torg, the Trainer]] |
| | | * [[Olaf the Janitor]] |
| ===First task===
| | * [[The Smacketeria]] |
| *The first task is to fetch a can of beans, which is possible with a Muscle level of 6.<!--confirmed-->
| | * [[The Malus of Forethought]] |
| *Message before doing it:<br>
| | * [[Grignr, the Seal Clubber]] |
| :"Greetings, <name>. I am Gunther, the leader of the Brotherhood. If you wish to join us, there are several tasks you must perform in order by prove yourself.
| | * [[Terri, the Turtle Tamer]] |
| :The first task is this: Do you see that pot of baked beans over there? Bring it to me."
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| *Message when failing it:
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| :Those are some heavy beans! Try as you might, you are unable to lift the pot.
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| :Gunther sneers at you disdainfully. | |
| *Message when completing it: | |
| :You lift the pot of beans, and proudly place it at Gunther's feet.
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| :"Well done, Initiate," says Gunther. "Welcome to the Brotherhood."
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| :"Here, have a small reward. You can get more of these items at the Barrel Full of Barrels, in the Big Mountains. I'll mark it on your map.<br>
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| <center>{{acquire|2|image=barbell.gif|item=enchanted barbell|num=2}}
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| {{acquire|1|image=heart2.gif|item=giant moxie weed|num=}} ''or'' {{acquire|1|image=pill.gif|item=concentrated magicalness pill|num=}}
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| {{acquire|2|image=Elixir.gif|item=Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir|num=0-2}}
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| {{acquire|2|image=cocostraw.gif|item=fuzzbump|num=0-3}}
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| </center>
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| ===Second task===
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| *The second task is to arm-wrestle Hank the Janitor, which is first possible with a Muscle level of 13 or 14.
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| *Message before doing it:<br>
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| :"Greetings, Initiate," says Gunther. "Are you prepared for your second task? If you can defeat Olaf, our janitor, in an arm-wrestling match, I will grant you permission to use the guild meatcar."
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| *Message when failing it:
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| :Olaf turns out to be much stronger than he looks. You are unable to beat him.
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| :Gunther shakes his head sadly.
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| *Message when completing it:<br>
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| :You swiftly show Olaf who's boss, and he walks away, dejected, rubbing his bicep.
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| :"Bravo, Initiate," says Gunther. "You now have permission to use the Brotherhood's meatcar. Olaf will tell you where he parked it."
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| ===Third task===
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| *The third task is to eat a 72-ounce steak in one sitting, which is possible with a Muscle level of 18. (or base 13, buffed 20)(beat it with muscle of 14)<!--Cannot achieve it with base Muscle 16 unbuffed-->
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| *Message before doing it:<br>
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| :"One more task," says Gunther, "and you will be a full member of the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.
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| :The challenge is this: you must eat this entire 72-ounce steak in one sitting."
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| *Message when failing it: | |
| :You manage to eat most of the steak, but you can't finish the last few bites.
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| :"Try again when you're a little tougher," says Gunther.
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| *Message when completing it:<br> | |
| :You easily polish off the steak.
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| :Gunther smiles. "Welcome to the Brotherhood of the Smackdown, <name>." he says.
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| Eating the 72-ounce steak does ''not'' violate [[Boozetafarian]] or [[Oxygenarian]] conduct.
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| ===Fourth task===
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| *The fourth task is to perform 500 chin-ups, which is not possible with a Muscle level of 15, but is possible with a muscle level of 20 (unbuffed), or base of 16 WHILE buffed to 24. | |
| *Message before doing it:<br> | |
| :Though you are now a full member, you must further prove yourself in order to gain access to our Guild store, the Smacketeria. I'd say... 500 chinups would do the trick.
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| *Message when failing it:<br>
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| :After 100 chinups, you're feeling good. After 200 chinups, you're feeling not so good. After 300 chinups, you're feeling pretty bad. After 400 chinups, you're feeling the floor hit you in the face.
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| :"Perhaps you should try again when you're stronger," says Gunther.
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| *Message when completing it:<br>
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| :You grab the bar, and begin to do chinups. It starts to get pretty difficult at number 450, but you redouble your efforts, and complete the challenge.
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| :"Enjoy the Smacketeria," says Gunther.
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| ===Message after completion===
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| :You have already passed all of the challenges of your Guild.
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| =Trainer=
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| <center>[[Image:strainer_f.gif]]<br/>'''Torg, The Trainer'''</center>
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| For the cost of 1,000 meat per level, he will train you in [[Seal Clubber#Skills|Seal Clubber Skills]] or [[Turtle Tamer#Skills|Turtle Tamer Skills]].
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| ==Quests==
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| <center>[[image:paco_f.gif]]<br>
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| '''Olaf the Janitor'''<br></center>
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| *Message before having the level requirement of the [[bitchin' meatcar]] quest, or the first time you visit if you completed the quest before the guild changes were made:
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| :"Ah, you must be the new guild member! I'm Olaf, janitor of the Brotherhood. Mighty warrior against dirt!"
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| :He narrows his eyes. "I hope you remembered to wipe your feet," he adds, in a menacing tone.
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| *Message on initial visit:
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| :You ask Olaf about the meatcar.
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| :He gives you a guilty look.
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| :"The meatcar? Um. Well, I parked it at Degrassi Knoll, but by Boris's Hammer, when I got back to it those fiendish gnolls had stolen it!
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| :Here, I'll give you a list of the parts you need to build a new one. Don't tell Gunther, all right?"
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| :<center>{{acquire|1|image=scroll1.gif|item=Degrassi Knoll shopping list|num=}}</center>
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| *Message on subsequent vists:
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| :"Have you found all of the meatcar parts? Once you have them all, you'll need to use meat paste to stick them all together. Fear not, warrior -- it is not a complicated device."
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| *Message after having built the [[bitchin' meatcar]]: | | ==Related Locations== |
| :"Ah, I see you have rebuilt the meatcar. Thank you, <name>. After such trials, you deserve a respite -- perhaps a trip to the beach? I shall mark it on your map for you.
| | *Other [[Guild Hall]]s: |
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| | **[[The League of Chef-Magi]] for [[Mysticality]] classes ([[Pastamancer]], [[Sauceror]]) |
| :Keep your eyes peeled if you decide to head South of the Border -- it can be a dangerous place. If you're in the mood for something safer, you can always just head to the travel agency instead."
| | **[[The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts]] for [[Moxie]] classes ([[Disco Bandit]], [[Accordion Thief]]) |
| *Message after having built the [[bitchin' meatcar]] and talked to him at least once before: | |
| :Olaf looks up from his mopping, and gives you a friendly nod.
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| =Shop= | | ==Notes== |
| <center>[[Image:store_f.gif]]<br/>'''The Smacketeria'''</center>
| | *In a [[Zombie Slayer]] run, the guild is empty: |
| Muscle-based classes who have passed the fourth guild task may purchase items here (Level 9+ [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]] may as well).
| | :The Brotherhood of the Smackdown is weirdly silent. Usually, you can hear those guys sparring and lifting weights and shouting all the way down the street. |
| ==Items Sold==
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| *[[Image:goofballs.gif]] '''[[Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs]]''': 100 Meat. | |
| *[[Image:Clock.gif]] '''[[cheap wind-up clock]]''': 200 Meat.
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| *[[Image:Potion5.gif]] '''[[blood of the Wereseal]]''': 500 Meat.
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| *[[Image:knuckles.gif]] '''[[enchanted brass knuckles]]''': 1,000 Meat.
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| =Related Locations=
| | :You bang on the boarded-up door for a while, but nobody answers. |
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| *Other [[Guild Hall|guild halls]]:
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| **[[The League of Chef-Magi]] for [[mysticality]] classes ([[Pastamancer]], [[Sauceror]])
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| **[[The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts]] for [[moxie]] classes ([[Disco Bandit]], [[Accordion Thief]])
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| [[Category:Locations|Brotherhood of the Smackdown]] | | [[Category:Locations|Brotherhood of the Smackdown]] |
| [[Category:NPC stores|Brotherhood of the Smackdown, The]]
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