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'''The Crimboween Spooky Cafe''' was located in [[Crimbotown Right-About-Now]].
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C'thgn'frg, the Elder Chef
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Come closer, plebeian individual, and savor the piquancy of my salubrious, though phantasmal, comestibles! They're so delectable, they'll make you delirious with ecstasy!
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Foodstuffs
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| [[File:cweencook.gif|C'thgn'frg]]
| '''C'thgn'frg, the Elder Chef'''


gingerbread massacre (50 Meat)
"Come closer, plebeian individual, and savor the piquancy of my salubrious, though phantasmal, comestibles! They're so delectable, they'll make you delirious with ecstasy!"
This is a big plate full of gingerbread men who have been hacked, slashed, and broken into pieces. It's all topped with bright-red frosting "blood" and sugary "bones!" Looks like that whole "you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!" taunt was a little premature.
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It Came From Beyond Dessert (75 Meat)
==Items Sold==
This is an assortment of licorice whips, cunningly decorated to look like tentacles, all attached to a cupcake coated with green frosting. It's absolutely adorable. Or it would be, if the tentacles weren't constantly twitching and snaking around.


[[vampire cake]] (100 Meat)
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This isn't a cake with an insatiable bloodlust, thank goodness. It's just a little festive cake shaped like a vampire, with candy corn for fangs and a candy cane through its heart. It'd be cute, except it's not casting a reflection in the mirror above the counter.
!colspan="2"|Foodstuffs
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread massacre|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 fullness}}
Libations
{{RestaurantItem|item=It Came From Beyond Dessert|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=vampire cake|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 fullness}}
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!colspan="2"|Libations
{{RestaurantItem|item=ecto-nog|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot toady|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot choculate|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 drunkenness}}
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[[ecto-nog]] (50 Meat)
==Notes==
What could possibly make eggnog any tastier? Why, mixing it with a few ounces of fresh ectoplasm, of course! The glass of ecto-nog glows a bright, festive green, and occasionally levitates off the table a little.
* Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze.


hot toady (75 Meat)
==See Also==
This is a lovely mix of honey, tea, lemon, brandy, and frog's breath. Though nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath, this actually smells pretty tasty.
*[[The Crimbo Cafe]]


hot choculate (100 Meat)
==References==
This ancient vampire recipe is comprised of a mug of hot chocolate, a dash of peppermint schnapps, and a special 'secret ingredient.' Although, given what vampires are known for, it's probably not that big of a secret.
*The picture for the storeowner resembles common depictions of [[wikipedia:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]. His name, title, and florid language are all references to the literary style of [[wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]].


==References==
[[Category:NPC Stores]]
*Frog's breath is from the movie "Nightmare Before Christmas" and the line "Nothing is more suspicious than frog's breath" is taken directly from the same movie.
*The message received for drinking the hot toady is a reference to "The Muppet Show".

Latest revision as of 23:44, 29 December 2024

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.
The Crimboween Spooky Cafe
The Crimboween Spooky Cafe

The Crimboween Spooky Cafe was located in Crimbotown Right-About-Now.

C'thgn'frg C'thgn'frg, the Elder Chef

"Come closer, plebeian individual, and savor the piquancy of my salubrious, though phantasmal, comestibles! They're so delectable, they'll make you delirious with ecstasy!"

Items Sold

Foodstuffs
gingerbread massacre gingerbread massacre (50 meat, 3 fullness)
It Came From Beyond Dessert It Came From Beyond Dessert (75 meat, 4 fullness)
vampire cake vampire cake (100 meat, 5 fullness)
Libations
ecto-nog ecto-nog (50 meat, 3 drunkenness)
hot toady hot toady (75 meat, 4 drunkenness)
hot choculate hot choculate (100 meat, 5 drunkenness)

Notes

See Also

References

  • The picture for the storeowner resembles common depictions of Cthulhu. His name, title, and florid language are all references to the literary style of H. P. Lovecraft.
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