'''The Typical Tavern''' can be found in [[The Distant Woods]] after an adventurer has reached level 3 and returned [[mosquito larva]] to the [[The Council of Loathing|Council of Loathing]].
You must have a minimum of 100 meat to adventure at the Tavern. If you have 99 meat or less, you receive the following message:
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<center>Why go to the tavern if you can't afford to drink?</center>
desc none
rect 175 392 235 447 [[The Distant Woods|Exit]]
rect 37 83 131 130 [[Bart Ender]]
rect 24 266 194 375 [[A Barroom Brawl]]
rect 277 290 372 372 [[A Suspicious-Looking Guy]]
rect 284 194 371 271 [[The Pool Table|A Pool Table]]
*In a [[Zombie Slayer]] run, the Brawl is replaced with A Quiet Corner:
:This is the first time you've ever seen this corner of the room without a constant brawl taking place in it. It's so quiet, it's frankly a little eerie. Spooky. Creepy.
==Post-Quest==
:The dead bodies don't help much with that, mind you.
If you are either a [[Teetotaler]] or an [[Oxygenarian]], attempting to adventure here will get you this message:
[[Category:Locations|Typical Tavern]]
<CENTER>You cannot adventure in the Tavern while you're on the Path you're on.</CENTER>
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With the exception of Len Scrafters, all adventures either take away one unit of a stat, give you two units, or give you five units. The size of the unit depends on your level, but the size maxes out at level 15. At that level, the unit's value is 50, so you can either lose 50, gain 100, or gain 250.
All stat gains are subject to the phases of the moons, so the maximum gain you can get is 375 stat.
Losing adventures cost 100 meat, the minor wins cost 50 meat, and the major wins are covered by other bar patrons.
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{{Adventure|name=A guy walks up to you at a bar|drops=[[beer lens]]|stat=None|meat=None|image=scrafters.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Bad Ideas Abound|drops=None|meat=-100|stat=minus one unit (Muscle)|image=goblinaxe.gif}}
*1 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Over the Top|drops=None|stat=plus two units (Muscle)|meat=-50|image=gnollbeer.gif}}
*1 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Kegstand!|drops=None|meat=None|stat=plus five units (Muscle)|image=fratboy.gif}}
*2 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Some Enchanted Evening|drops=None|meat=-100|stat=minus one unit (Mysticality)|image=angrymage.gif}}
*1 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Stupid Drunk Tricks|drops=None|meat=-50|stat=plus two units (Mysticality)|image=martini3.gif}}
*1 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Karmic Darts|drops=None|meat=None|stat=plus five units (Mysticality)|image=dartboard.gif}}
*2 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Unmoxed|drops=None|meat=-100|stat=minus one unit (Moxie)|image=lady.gif}}
*1 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Moxious!|drops=None|meat=-50|stat=plus two units (Moxie)|image=lady.gif}}
*1 drunkenness
{{Adventure|name=Knock Knock...|drops=None|meat=None|stat=plus five units (Moxie)|image=fratboy.gif}}
In a Zombie Slayer run, the Brawl is replaced with A Quiet Corner:
This is the first time you've ever seen this corner of the room without a constant brawl taking place in it. It's so quiet, it's frankly a little eerie. Spooky. Creepy.
The dead bodies don't help much with that, mind you.
