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He prays to his god for your destruction, and you are suddenly wracked by intense gastrointestinal pains. I guess his god works in mysterious ways. {{ouch|3}} | He prays to his god for your destruction, and you are suddenly wracked by intense gastrointestinal pains. I guess his god works in mysterious ways. {{ouch|3}} | ||
He exorcises you of all your demons. And by 'demons' I mean 'organs'. {{ouch|3}} | |||
|miss=He tries to hit you with his censer, but you're opposed to censership. | |miss=He tries to hit you with his censer, but you're opposed to censership. | ||
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He tries to call on his god to destroy you, but a cloud appears in the sky with "OUT TO LUNCH" written across it. | He tries to call on his god to destroy you, but a cloud appears in the sky with "OUT TO LUNCH" written across it. | ||
|critical= | |critical=He prays to his god for you to be smitten. Wait, I mean smited. Those are pretty different things. Anyway you get hit with a bolt of lightning. {{critical}} {{ouch|3}} | ||
|fumble=He flips through his bible, looking for an appropriate psalm for the occasion.}} | |fumble=He flips through his bible, looking for an appropriate psalm for the occasion.}} | ||
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Occurs upon choosing a bishop in | Occurs upon choosing a bishop from [[Play against the Witchess Pieces]] in [[Your Witchess Set]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:16, 27 March 2018
| Witchess Bishop | |
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| Monster ID | 1942 |
| Locations | Your Witchess Set (choosing Bishop) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defence |
| Attack | Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) |
| Defense | Muscle + 7 (cap at 600) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, mitre, torso |
| Drops | Sacramento wine |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Witchess BishopLet's just say his religion doesn't go in much for that whole "Love Thy Neighbor" thing. Don't even bother asking about "Thou Shalt Not Kill".
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with his censer, which is made of iron and makes a pretty decent flail. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch!
He prays to his god for your destruction, and you are suddenly wracked by intense gastrointestinal pains. I guess his god works in mysterious ways. Eek! Argh! Ugh!
He exorcises you of all your demons. And by 'demons' I mean 'organs'. Ow! Ouch! Ugh!
He prays to his god for you to be smitten. Wait, I mean smited. Those are pretty different things. Anyway you get hit with a bolt of lightning. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Oof! Ugh!
He tries to hit you with his censer, but you're opposed to censership.
He excommunicates you, which I think is just a religious version of "the silent treatment".
He tries to call on his god to destroy you, but a cloud appears in the sky with "OUT TO LUNCH" written across it.
He flips through his bible, looking for an appropriate psalm for the occasion. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Sacramento wine (100% chance)* |
Occurs upon choosing a bishop from Play against the Witchess Pieces in Your Witchess Set.
