Brick

brick

This is a brick, which has been expertly balanced for throwing. It even has a piece of string tied around it so you can attach a note. It's these little touches of quality that really make for an enjoyable vandalism experience.

Type: usable (self or others)
Cannot be traded or discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's

(In-game plural: bricks)

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Item number: 1649
Description ID: 456411411
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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Annoyance

Summon Hilarious Objects

Halloween

Clown Outfit Halloween Adventure (Occurs with the Terrifying Clown Suit equipped)

Items

pantogram pants (with the hilarious sacrifice, sometimes)

When Used

Break out a window with a brick.

Chuck the brick at ______ (name or playerid).

Attach a message to the brick (500 characters max):

You arc the brick through the window of <Player>'s <housing>, shattering it to pieces. Suddenly, you get back in your Bronco and take off like O.J. Simpson.

If the player has no housing or is incorporeal:

<Player> hasn't got a tent or house, so you throw the brick at him while he isn't looking. The brick hits him in the <face>. That was mean -- you shouldn't make fun of poor people.

If the playername is invalid:

<Player> evaded your thrown item by the unusual strategy of being nonexistent.

If no message is written:

No message? How rude!

If you try to throw your brick at Jick:

Brick is no longer jickable. It was fun while it lasted.

If you try to throw your brick at a devster account:

Thank you for the attempt to curse a devster. Your request will be handled in the order in which it was received. Or not at all.

Notes

• When received and player has no housing:

<player> has thrown a brick at you, hitting you in your <face>.. ¡Ay caramba!*

Wait, there's a note attached.

(* interjection denoting surprise)

You acquire an item: brick

• When received and player has housing:

<player> has thrown a brick through the window of your <housing>. ¡Ay caramba!*

Wait, there's a note attached.

(* interjection denoting surprise)

You acquire an item: brick

• The usual message appears if you throw a brick at yourself.
• You can obtain a brick even if you're in Hardcore.
• Bricks can be thrown from the chat right-click menu, with the option "Brick 'Em, Dano."
• Bricks may be used against people in Valhalla, but they will not get the imaged notification listed above, only a notification in chat. Additionally, any note attached to the brick is lost and cannot be read by the recipient.
• Unlike roll of toilet paper, you don't see the broken window from your campground; you only see the broken window shown to you in the message you receive from being bricked.
• You can throw bricks even if Bees Hate You.

History

• On May 10, 2015 the words "Gift Item" were removed from the item description, but there was no functional change since (unlike all other gift items) it was not tradeable in a Kmail. This was just a change in the item description.

References

• "Brick is no longer jickable" is a spoonerism.
• The "¡Ay caramba!" and its translation are a reference to this page of the webcomic Dr. McNinja.
• The line about throwing a brick through the window and jumping into the Bronco and taking off like O.J. Simpson is based on the lyrics from the song "Birdman Kicked my Ass" by Wesley Willis.
• The "Brick 'Em, Dano" is a reference to the 1970s television show Hawaii Five-O -- at the end of the episode, Detective Steve McGarret would say "Book 'Em, Danno!" to his partner Danny Williams.

See Also

• Hilarious Objects

Collection

• 🥇: Flinkle (#91985) - 30,524
• 🥈: amplitude (#145816) - 11,349
• 🥉: Barfomit (#1343091) - 8,000
• #4: Spazmodic (#2198838) - 6,750
• #5: Cir Senam (#952071) - 3,930
• #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 3,527
• #7: Trading Squid (#1513402) - 3,481
• #8: MaryAnarchy (#65036) - 3,422
• #9: PacHINKOid (#43130) - 3,421
• #10: ALAVG (#2203016) - 2,992

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