Summon Annoyance

Summon Annoyance

Type: Noncombat
Cost: 10 swagger initially (see notes)

Having consumed the essence of annoyance, you can summon annoying paraphernalia from thin air.

You reach deep into the annoying part of your soul and convert X swagger into a manifestation/some manifestations.

You acquire an item: brick (16.5% chance)*

or

You acquire an item: glass of warm water (11% chance)*

or

You acquire an item: jawbruiser (1% chance)*

or

You acquire an item: puppet strings (16.5% chance)*

or

You acquire an item: roll of toilet paper (16.5% chance)*

or

You acquire an item: Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car (11% chance)*

or

You acquire an item: Unmotivator: Crashed Orca (16.5% chance)*

or

You acquire an item: Unmotivator: Success Warrior (11% chance)*

Notes

This skill consumes swagger instead of MP.
The skill can only be used once per day.
The skill has multiple "levels", gained by acquiring and using multiple flask of Essence of Annoyance. Each level of the skill decreases the casting cost by 1 swagger (which starts at 10 swagger, and ends at 2 swagger) and may produce additional items:

Annoyance Level	Swagger Cost to Obtain	Cumulative Cost to Obtain	Number of Items Produced	Swagger Cost to Cast
1	5000	5000	1-2	10
2	11000	16000	2-4	9
3	18000	34000	3-6	8
4	26000	60000	4-8	7
5	35000	95000	5-10	6
6	45000	140000	6-12	5
7	56000	196000	7-14	4
8	68000	264000	8-16	3
9	81000	345000	9-18	2