CRIMBCO Cafeteria

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Ned Johnson, the Cafe Proprietor, ran the CRIMBCO Cafeteria in the CRIMBCO Headquarters.

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"Greetings, fellow elfployee! Isn't it a wonderful day to be working hard for the good of the CRIMBCO Corporation? Wait, you're not an elf! Is he hiring just anybody who walks through the door, now? Listen, can I tell you a secret? I don't think Mr. Mination really has the Crimbo spirit. I mean, look at me! My real name is Nedborn Foodserver, but he told me that sounded too "elvish!" And the way he pays us in CRIMBCO scrip, which we can only spend at the CRIMBCO store -- well, okay, Uncle Crimbo didn't pay us at all, but that seems more honest, y'know? Anyway, if you have some meat to spend, I'd rather take that than more CRIMBCO funny money. I should warn you, though, that all of this food and booze (and I use the terms loosely) has mood-altering stimulants mixed into it to make you a more productive worker.

Items Sold

	CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel (50 Meat)
	New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel (75 Meat)
	CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins (100 Meat)

	CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps (50 Meat)
	CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute (75 Meat)
	CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour (100 Meat)

Buy

Notes

• The LARP membership card gives a 10% discount on items bought here.
• Located in CRIMBCO Headquarters
• Like Chez Snootée or The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. Boozetafarians and Oxygenarians can't buy food, and Teetotalers and Oxygenarians can't buy booze.
• This location disappeared on January 1, 2011.

See Also

• The Crimbo Cafe