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The Kingdom is nothing without its unique and satirical natives | The Kingdom is nothing without its unique and satirical natives: a diverse population of monsters ([[The Crimbomination (2008)|OMG!!!]]), [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove|pirates]], [[Lair of the Ninja Snowmen|ninjas]], [[The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp|heads with appendages]], [[Little Canadia|Canadians]], hippies and frats on a [[The Mysterious Island of Mystery|mysterious island]], among a myriad of other [[The Naughty Sorceress (2)|oddities]]. As far as we adventurers are concerned, we are the supreme beings of the loathing universe and all other creatures exist only for our entertainment (unless you are for some reason or another not entertained). The inferior races are obliged to [[Meat Maid|clean up our messes]], [[The Council of Loathing|keep us distracted]], [[:Category:Familiars|serve us without question]], humor us with "[[Golden Meat Stack|challenges]]" so that we may be amused, and some we [[The Hermitage|even aspire to eventually kill]]. They can at times be [[The Council of Loathing|really annoying]], but [[The Council of Loathing|those ones are generally ignored]]. | ||
See [[Monster Compendium]], or just go to the main map and start exploring.<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Creatures of the Kingdom]]</noinclude> | |||
Latest revision as of 21:24, 6 June 2012
The Kingdom is nothing without its unique and satirical natives: a diverse population of monsters (OMG!!!), pirates, ninjas, heads with appendages, Canadians, hippies and frats on a mysterious island, among a myriad of other oddities. As far as we adventurers are concerned, we are the supreme beings of the loathing universe and all other creatures exist only for our entertainment (unless you are for some reason or another not entertained). The inferior races are obliged to clean up our messes, keep us distracted, serve us without question, humor us with "challenges" so that we may be amused, and some we even aspire to eventually kill. They can at times be really annoying, but those ones are generally ignored.
See Monster Compendium, or just go to the main map and start exploring.
