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Harrr! Ahoy there, matey! | Harrr! Ahoy there, matey! Pirates are everywhere in the Kingdom, and you don't have to cross ''avast'' ocean to meet them; you just need a little [[dingy dinghy|dinghy]]. In [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove]] some pirates ''arrr'' [[sassy pirate|sassy]], some ''arrr'' [[shifty pirate|shifty]] and some ''arrr [[swarthy pirate|swarrrthy]]''. Fight enough pirates and you may pillage a [[barrrnacle_(familiar)|sucky familiar]], some [[charrrm bracelet|charrrming bracelets]], and (''yo ho ho'') a [[bottle of rum]]. You won't find [[Cursed piece of thirteen|Pieces of Eight]] but you can get [[pirate pelvis|pieces of pirates]] and a [[sunken chest|dead man's chest]]. Opening this chest is one pirate puzzle that has never been solved. If you want to ''[[pirate hook|hook]]'' up with some pirates, you can [[Swashbuckling Getup|disguise]] yourself as one of them, but be carrreful! They might [[A Test of Testarrrsterone|drink]] you under the table! | ||
[[Arrrmetia]] is one pirate who could easily [[Swabbie™ swab|swab]] the deck with you. However some pirates -- like the [[Spooky Pirate Skeleton]] and the [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]] -- can be your hearties (though some assembly is required.) Pirates can help you [[Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty|set an open course]] for [[Ocean Treasure|cursed booty]]. One day a year, pirates leave [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)|the harrrbor]] for [[Arrrbor Day|the arrrbor]], and don't forget the special day when everyone [[Talk Like a Pirate Day|talks like a pirate]]. | |||
Learn more at [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove]].<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Pirates]]</noinclude> | Learn more at [[The Obligatory Pirate's Cove]].<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Pirates]]</noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 16:00, 17 January 2012
Harrr! Ahoy there, matey! Pirates are everywhere in the Kingdom, and you don't have to cross avast ocean to meet them; you just need a little dinghy. In The Obligatory Pirate's Cove some pirates arrr sassy, some arrr shifty and some arrr swarrrthy. Fight enough pirates and you may pillage a sucky familiar, some charrrming bracelets, and (yo ho ho) a bottle of rum. You won't find Pieces of Eight but you can get pieces of pirates and a dead man's chest. Opening this chest is one pirate puzzle that has never been solved. If you want to hook up with some pirates, you can disguise yourself as one of them, but be carrreful! They might drink you under the table!
Arrrmetia is one pirate who could easily swab the deck with you. However some pirates -- like the Spooky Pirate Skeleton and the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot -- can be your hearties (though some assembly is required.) Pirates can help you set an open course for cursed booty. One day a year, pirates leave the harrrbor for the arrrbor, and don't forget the special day when everyone talks like a pirate.
Learn more at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove.
