Check Out Your Presents

You find your stocking amidst the thousands of stockings on Crimbo Town's community mantel. It looks empty! Aww. or It looks lumpy! In fact, it has precisely <NUM> lumps in it. There's a furry package with your name on it, from <PLAYER>! <PLAYER> has given you a questionable present! You've received a beeping gift from <PLAYER>! <PLAYER> has sent you a box that is giggling. And occasionally swearing a little.

Opening Gifts

• Stocking

You dump out your stocking, and survey the loot.

You acquire some packs of pogs

You acquire some stacks of jerky coins

You acquire some Go-Wassails

You acquire some Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guides

You acquire some bottles of bubbles

You acquire some wind-up meatcars

If you are in Ronin or Hardcore, these go directly to Hangk's instead.

• Package
  • If note is attached

But first, you decide to read the attached note:

<Note>

You acquire an item: Fuzzby

Or

You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations board game

Or

You acquire an item: Jackass Plumber home game

Or

You acquire an item: Tickle-Me Emilio Data:Tickle-Me Emilio

Notes

• Found in Crimbo Town (2011).
• This is where you receive presents people bought for you at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory for Crimbo 2011.
• This location was inaccessible when Crimbo Town disappeared. Any unclaimed gifts were eventually distributed to the respective players on January 13th, 2012. They were sent out in DNOTC Boxes.